Chris Mottram

Co-owner of Hobcaw Brewing Company; former Managing Editor at @UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; Dad; fan of bad sports teams and good beer.

[Chris Mottram @ChrisMottram]

@JamieMottram @drewmagary Would love to service you with some beeeeerz!

[Chris Mottram @ChrisMottram]

@michaelngraff @deftlyinane @hgargan One of many things about South Carolina that hasn’t changed since 1783.

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@michaelngraff Look at all the people you can watch back into parking spots from there!

[Chris Mottram @ChrisMottram]

@michaelngraff Probably the most rewarding part is finding new way to dislike people.

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

wait a goddamn SECOND

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@BrianMFloyd Song fuckin’ slaps tho.

[Cristina Tzintzún Ramirez @cristinanextgen]

Texas fact

@tedcruz fled to Cancun.

@BetoORourke is busy providing resources for fellow desperate Texans.

Domino's workers, who Cruz refuses to give a $15 minimum wage to, are exhausted after running out of food to give to fellow Texans.

#TexasFreeze

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

The Constitution was signed in 1787. Washington became president two years later. So, no, he did not oversee the creation of the Constitution as president.

[Chris Mottram @ChrisMottram]

@LCWxDave thanks for coming by Hobcaw Brewimg the other day. Always happy to nerd out about beer and weather. Can’t wait for the Blizzard of ‘21 you’ve been forecasting!

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@JamieMottram How many collab records would he and willie nelson have released by now?

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@edsbs Gotta wake that ass back up with a 12er of PBR Hard Coffee.

[Japers' Rink @JapersRink]

Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

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@michaelngraff

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

when your dad wants to show you a website and starts telling you the address:

[LaMorra @MorraPerriadora]

This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

The NFL every time there is a commercial break