Chris Neahusan

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

Is it obvious I’m a Michigan fan?

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

Cavs are bitch made

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@barstoolsports Austin

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@NickHarrisFWST @PFF No Trades

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

BEHIND‑THE‑BACK DIME FOR THE JD JAM!

[AB @AB84]

i understand that my body can’t digest corn or whatever. that’s fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Pam Bondi is so full of shit. What a disgrace.

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@FenixAmmunition It’s not single use. They already have smaller single use drones for under 5k.

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@1053SS @rjchoppy @BobbyBeltTX Mike McCarthy would have challenged that roughing call FWIW.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Give Tyler Guyton an Oscar for this

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

Idk why anyone would WANT to look like an uncircumcised penis. But then there’s Mark Davis. #MNF #MondayNightFootball

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

To avoid a repeat of last night’s shellacking in the 2026 midterms, Republicans should:

quit covering for pedophiles

put America before Israel

put farmers before corporations

quit funding wars abroad

reduce spending to control inflation

quit attacking independent voices

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@KevinOlmsted1 @Highsmi15Robert @BobbyBeltTX Your stupid analytics mean nothing. You know why? They don’t take into account weather, crowd noise, momentum, desperation, officiating, health going into/coming out of games, player feeling mentally/physically/ emotionally. Some things can’t be measured.

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

Little kids shouldn't have to grow up without their dad.

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@Highsmi15Robert @BobbyBeltTX One of you Dak slobberers already posted your precious metrics that prove Dak is a garbage time stat padder. The only clueless people are the ones pushing the narrative that Dak is in anyway elite.

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

This account might be the worst follow on Cowboys twitter. 0 football IQ… giant homer. Obviously he thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. There’s a reason nobody knows who the fuck you are.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

Actually retarded

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

lol Dak fanboy circlejerk. It’s sad that they think they’re right. You’re homers not heroes. Enjoy your 50 bucks, don’t spend it all on one place.

[Outl✭w @OutlawCowboyNFL]

@KevinOlmsted1 @ChrisNeahusan I’m dying laughing seeing that you exposed him as well today.

This guy is the epitome of a clueless causal. 😂

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@Highsmi15Robert @BobbyBeltTX Those some real hard facts big guy. Pretty hard to argue.

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@OutlawCowboyNFL @XashCarti Yeah you’re right I have a life. That’s why make more than 60 bucks a month.

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

Big Baller Club.

[Outl✭w @OutlawCowboyNFL]

Twitter pays me, you troglodyte. Look up “ad revenue sharing”. They toss me about $50-60 a month in average. 🤣

Secondly, I never said Dak was elite. so there you go proving yourself to be nothing more than an aimless yapper yet again. 🥱

Now talk to yourself in my replies. I don’t waste my time on casuals.

[Chris Neahusan @ChrisNeahusan]

@OutlawCowboyNFL @XashCarti Don’t hurt yourself tripping over those fat stacks of cash.