Chris Page

Software developer, amateur guitar player. I have worked on macOS: Terminal, AppleScript, other bits and pieces. @[email protected]

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People are calling this latest worst-thing-ever the worst worst-thing-ever ever.

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@nebelch I suggest “Caffeinhated.”

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@beckyjagotv @WeatherAisling @DavidWhiteleyTV @itvanglia I am not the Chris Page you are looking for.

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@hbhammel !

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Everybody watch this immediately!

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@jeriellsworth @AmyH70 @Metaforest !

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@Lord_Arse @jeriellsworth I bought all my vintage computers in mint condition, in the original box. Decades later, they became vintage!

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@SSaturn94 @Lord_Arse Sega? I didn’t know that existed.

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@jpdsoho @SimLangley @VoteTimBarnes I am not the Chris Page you are looking for.

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@BruceHoult Yes, any of those methods.

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@jeriellsworth !

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@fadedfeedback @Bonecondor He didn’t eat all day, plus the meatballs at that restaurant are exceptional, and he didn’t want to bore his wife with his trivia—he’s more interested in how her day has been.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"It was 2016 all over again today ... the same mistakes are being made" -- @lawrence 🔥🔥🔥

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@jeriellsworth @tiltfive I don’t recall, either.

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@AgPorche @AttiasDominique @GamellesPleines I am probably not the Chris Page you are looking for.

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@jeriellsworth Ellsworth 2029: if you need something done, there’s always another hand available

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@jeriellsworth Who wouldn’t want an analyzer oscilloscope?

Oh, wait…

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@jeriellsworth It’s the only pinball I want to play now.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

the perfect series of photos doesn’t exist-

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@jeriellsworth BTW, the AI seems to have decided that Nikki is part Rorschach. I’m a little concerned about the AI. Has anyone checked in on it recently?