Chris Plumer

Helium Comedy Club's Longest Reigning Funniest Person in Buffalo
Co-Host of From This Point Forward: A Buffalo Sabres Podcast
@sabesdroughtpod

[Chris Plumer @ChrisPlumer]

The first rule of Fight Club is...

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: On the UFC fight--

BLANCHE: I'm not gonna talk about the UFC fight

REPORTER: Will you abide by the judge's order if he orders it be blocked?

BLANCHE: I'm not gonna talk about the UFC fight

[Chris Plumer @ChrisPlumer]

Maybe the Knicks should have sat Danhausen between Timothees Chalamet and Carly Jenner courtside

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When the Knicks fans were saying they wanted to see the goofy guy in makeup courtside for the NBA Finals tonigh, they were talking about @DanhausenAD , not the other guy.

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Getting ready to watch the Stanley Cup Finals tonight.
I'm fine.

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Am I the only one who thinks Konsta Helenius kind of lookin like circa 2000 Jake Busey?

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@Sabremetrix Hockey IQ guys definitely maintain a level of contribution that a lot of skill guys when they aren't hitting the score sheet

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You all love watching teenagers ruin their lives with drugs and sex when it's on Euphoria but when I was doing it at that age it was "gross" and I was a "loser"

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Watching all of my friends enjoy this magical Knicks run to the finals when it should be me and the Sabres right now.
#LetsGoBuffalo #FortheSickos

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Some people think Euphoria is a harrowing show about the pitfalls of addiction and irresponsible sexuality during youth.
I think it is a warning to not stay friends with the people you went to high school with

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Clip show now with live show to follow at 9!

[Analytics Are For The Nerds @NoNerds_FF]

Sabres Season Review: The Season Finale https://t.co/iOcofbBCDo

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We can't go to the future without reconciling the past.
The balance sheet is almost settled.
Beer Sabre chug live after 9

[From This Point Foward Sabres Comedy Podcast @SabesDroughtPod]

TONIGHT AT 830pm! It's a Wake. Fuck Watching Habs/Canes and come in and watch our Season in Review.

We look back at our first year on the pod, the Sabres amazing season, and what's next for both.

https://t.co/mWbVF1VP9f

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@Sabremetrix Me headed to the coach in early December getting amped up for a Colten Choas matinee hame

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Sabres Habs post mortem!

[From This Point Foward Sabres Comedy Podcast @SabesDroughtPod]

The Sabres season is over. We will try to find the words just 24 hours after heartbreak. Let's Laugh. Let's Cry. Let's irrationally blame it all on the moon.

Tonight 9pm

https://t.co/GdtuC4qOqs

[Chris Plumer @ChrisPlumer]

Tonight at 9pm on @SabesDroughtPod,
The season is over and I will be balancing the books and settling all debts I owe.
#LetsGoBuffalo #FortheSickos

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@Sabremetrix There was a guy in my section complaining about Power all night last night and honestly I was more mad at him than the outcome of the game

[Chris Plumer @ChrisPlumer]

Can't even be mad at that game.
I got my own problems and as much as I love Zach Benson, he ain't coming over to do my chores tomorrow.
@SabesDroughtPod tomorrow at 9pm.
I'll try and get fired up before then

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Whatever happens in overtime...tell my wife and my children that I love them very much.
#LetsGoBuffalo #FortheSickos

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The mood while getting ready to head down to the arena.
#LetsGoBuffalo #FortheSickos

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Kevyn Adams bangs the drum tonight. Eric Staal come out from the abandoned office he has been squatting in to bang the drum game 3 against Carolina.
Friendship wins
#LetsGoBuffalo #FortheSickos

[Chris Plumer @ChrisPlumer]

Or...Colten Chaos was taking extra reps since he hasn't played in a month again.
#LetsGoBuffalo #FortheSickos

[Matthew Fairburn @MatthewFairburn]

Lindy Ruff wouldn’t reveal his starting goalie for tonight, but for what it’s worth, Alex Lyon and Colten Ellis were the last two goalies on the ice with the extras skating this morning. Could be an Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen night in Buffalo.