Senneca Stone

I tell jokes onstage. Dogs figured out that their best chance of survival was to love humans a bunch. We could try that?

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

Hey y’all. My first article with @REALpunknews was published!

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

I Got To Hang Out On My Favorite Band’s Tour Bus And All I Had To Do Was Bring My Extremely Attractive Girlfriend https://t.co/b12e9Mwzw6

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@Naim__Ali I thought my pull out game was the best but it turns out my cum is just garbage.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@AndrewHilaryUS Whatever. I’ll do it.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@Mark340 @colin_dunlap Sick take, dork.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@jagoffbrewer Bi-pap gang! I simply didn’t know the rest of the world lived like they did. I would rather go without my breakfast food for my entire life than not have it.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@Naim__Ali I’m trying to go by “Henny Lofton.” It’s not working though.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

Big announcement. Very excited. Terrible news for my haters. #justforlaughs #newfaces #jfl #howiemandel

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

Our boys responding to every emergency!

[Pittsburgh Fire Fighters @PghFireFighters]

FYI: All Facebook and Instagram are experiencing sign in errors right now.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

philadelphia. next weekend. let’s go, perverts.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@P_rEsTo_N @MattLight Lived in both cities, like both teams, been to plenty of games at both stadiums. The people aren’t different.

Buffalo fans are a mess but to hear sore loser Steeler’s fans act “disappointed in behavior” is the most pussy, silly shit.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@joeywelsh5 Details?

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@AndrewHilaryUS Middle aged males have always killed themselves at larger numbers than anybody ever. Always. It’s just not talked about. It’s part and parcel to the general attitude towards male emotional health.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@shambonez Up early and giving them hell

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@AndrewHilaryUS Twitter and Threads are absolute cesspools of content. Dogshit agitators on every scroll. From all political perspectives. It’s either bigots or professional victims or videos of straight societal decay. I just want odd animal
friendships vids.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@b_rick_ewell You say no to smash burgers? Disappointed.

[Andy Fiori @AndyFiori]

No it didn’t.

[Ray Zawodni @RayBeKillinEm]

As always, thank you @DVERandy, @dveBillCrawford, @seancollierpgh, Abby and Mike for having me in studio to promote my show, Dive Bar All Star tomorrow night at Corner Cafe!

Tickets: https://t.co/nK3tQ2Fppx

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

@maxfine_ 1) Beach House -Bloom
2) Lawrence Arms - Skeleton Coast
3) Taylor Swift -1989
4) Joe Purdy - Eagle Rock Fire
5) The Jealous Sound- Kill Them With Kindness

[Raanan Hershberg @Raanancomedy]

I’m sorry for the loss of Matthew Perry, but it’s still important to remember how problematic the show Friends was, as it perpetuated the very harmful illusion that hot people are funny.