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Producer of The Gregg Coaty Show. Movie A**hole. Definitely not a burner account? Thespian.

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Trope

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I had to go to the toilet, and I had an experience.

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You know what the deepest part of the ocean looks like?

Close your eyes.

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Let's see if we can buy an uncircumcised dildo...

Amazon..$26.99

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I can't poop without my phone.

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Owlbert Pujols

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I can hear when people have just eaten something.

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@YikesMountain @OlderDans A sprog

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Today I saw something. I was like, this is annoying me: I saw someone jogging.

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My wife is my second best friend. There, I said it.

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You guys have never been in the throes of it and said to your self, man I need a reliever here?

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If it was just a guy's bathroom, I'd pee all over that seat.

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I have a back scratcher.

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I see a lot of women.

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Let me see that underwear.

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Daddy needs a stiffy.

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Kiss your mom's friend on the mouth, man. Open up.

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We need to design couches that don't swallow remotes.

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Water it and cut it. That's what you do with the grass. Don't overthink it.

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We've all put our hand down there and then smelled our hand.