Chris Raby

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

ONLY IN AMERICA DO THEY DENY CHILDREN FREE LUNCH WHILE FORCING THEM TO READ ABOUT JESUS FEEDING THE HUNGRY 🙄

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 in a fraudulent paper.

It's was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross medical malpractice

And here we are 28 years later RFK Jr is dredging it up and using it to inform vaccine policy

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

When Joe Biden passes away, Donald Trump will do nothing but disparage him.

He will not lower the flags.
He will not offer condolences.
He will not attend the funeral.

He will not allow Biden to lie in state at the Capitol by claiming he was never president — that 2020 was stolen, that Trump has been in his third term the whole time, and that any recognition of Biden is an insult to the “real” president.

He will turn a former president’s death into another loyalty test and another chance to rewrite history in real time.

This is who he is.
This is what he does.

[Chris Raby @ChrisRaby12]

@StatsSAC Too bad Iggy cost him the win

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Our trade deadline situation is looking better than your trade deadline situation

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Everyone watching the Dodgers deal with a salary cap after next seasons lockout

[John U. Bacon @Johnubacon]

Hard to imagine a better pitch for a salary cap than LA paying 6 All-Star starting pitchers, with 4 Cy Youngs among them. They didn't even need Skubal. If the Dodgers win their 3rd straight Series, which seems more likely than not, the push for a salary cap gets even stronger.

[Impeach Trump a 3rd Time! @Christo12919382]

Seriously: Sad, but true!!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It is SOOO satisfying to watch my buddy @TheBrianShapiro absolutely COOK this MAGA moron.

This is AWESOME. 🔥🔥🔥

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

THE TRUTH: Dr. Anthony Fauci led the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases for 40 years. Throughout those decades, he had an impeccable record of integrity, which is why he was trusted by both Democratic and Republican administrations. He is largely credited (along with activists) with the development of life-saving AIDS treatments. It wasn't until he refused to say and do what Donald Trump wanted that he was suddenly accused of being corrupt, a liar, a fraud, etc. If you think he's one of the bad guys, you've fallen for the con. ~Via Adam Sank.

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

Two things can be true at once:

1. I’ve liked every Jewish person I have ever met.

2. Netanyahu is a war criminal who has way too much influence over the U.S. government.

[Chris Raby @ChrisRaby12]

@emilyetaylor23 Robin Williams 😢

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

WE paid the tariffs but the businesses get the refunds. As long as I live, I’ll never understand why millions of Americans voted to get fucked over by this child-raping piece of shit.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Vintage MAGA. 😂🤣

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.