Chris Sabotage

I have a bad case of technophilia.

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@aCraigPfeifer @tumblr It's a sign!

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@lpolovets So, you're saying there is a chance... ;) oh wait...

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@IAmAru @latimes "You're all going down with the ship!" -Yahoo!

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@lpolovets My societal coping mechanism is going to go ahead an believe this is a blue screen and edited in.

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@patricknorton You should get one of those beer helmets and use it for coffee. More time for hands on keyboard productivity :P

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@lpolovets They're saving the non-gmo and locally-sourced tags for the 2017 campaigns.

[Christina Farr @chrissyfarr]

Imagine a restaurant with no prices (u find out only after u order) & a bill that fluctuates based on where you sit -- that's healthcare.

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@LeoParente If only everyone could have that level of introspection... ;)

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@LeoParente Do you really want those followers anyway?

[modcup @modcupcoffee]

Free coffee 101 class this Sunday 10am at 25 Senate Place let's see some familiar faces

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

Petition to remove judge who lowered *convicted* Stanford rapist sentence to 6 months - appalling statements in link https://t.co/zwYswe2OQn

[Andrew Montalenti @amontalenti]

BigQuery (@GCPBigData / @googlecloud SQL data warehouse) now supports standard SQL & time-series tables out-of-box. https://t.co/949UeBOmac

[Google Cloud Tech @GoogleCloudTech]

Built for machine learning. Tailored for #TensorFlow. Learn how our custom TPU chips work: https://t.co/nnnZH5OHFD

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@AmazonHelp That doesn't address my issue or comment. Which is similar to my customer service experience on the phone with you.

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@amazon

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@amazon Change your "Guaranteed delivery" to "Refundable..." if you can't actually guarantee it. Is there a dictionary in that warehouse?

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@aCraigPfeifer @peterkimnyc @modcupcoffee Sounds like a deal?The Bay Area has jaded me!

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@peterkimnyc @modcupcoffee Not counting all the great friends we left back in JC, this is the one thing I miss the most.

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@RoadandTrack @BMW It would be interesting to show evolution of the weight and interior volume. I guess they have to match their market...

[Chris Sabotage @ChrisSabotage]

@Square I know the chart is not big enough, but it would be nice to show how slow it is to pay with a chip card :)