Sabeti

Your best friends best friend #huggigolo

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

I’m not just religious, I’m cool religious. I have tattoos and do drugs and drive drunk and curse and other cool shit. Anyways, all lives matter and protesters should be shot or ran over. Praise be.

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

Aayyy less than a week!

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

We got no troubles 🦞
Life is the bubbles 🐡
Under the sea 🐠

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@YashtonYolen Real proud of you for this one

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

It's sad as hell that Milli Vanilli, Nelly and Liza Minnelli never made a super group called Milli Minnelli Vanelly

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@YashtonYolen @sweatyhairy 100% accurate

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

I actually heavily fuck with rom coms. Up to the point of everything works out, then they lose me, but still, I love a good love story.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

If you’re rich and don’t tip at least 20% I hope you never find love

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

The saddest and funniest thing is seeing the people from high school who had an unplanned baby go through relationships via sharing memes. The memes are never good. The message is always sad. Life is funny like that

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@michton94400 @majidjordannew Naahhhh, when you do it, it's a purse.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

MARK ZUCKERBERG IN THE MOST UNINSPIRING WAY GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR JABRONI FACEBOOK IN THE ASS

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@DJBBKID Read a book of someone influential

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@adub618 I look amazing sometimes and need people to see it though!

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

Is it appropriate to reply "I know" to a random woman who said "you are the envy of a lot of women?" regarding my hair cuz that's what I said. I know my shit is bangin

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@MTBTZ Dark tweets or are you just talking about scar and mufasa?

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

Business idea: restaurant where the music is super loud just so you can poop in peace.

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

Listening to slipknot while pooping makes for a really aggressive bm. Next up is the finesse remix though. So my music taste is bipolar.

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@thanroberts I arrogantly talked shit at the closed captioning at work "lol why are they spelling Beetlejuice so wrong?!"

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

Apparently betelgeuse is the demons name in Beetlejuice and my whole life has been a lie

[Sabeti @ChrisSabuddy]

@leehuffman Lol, I can't be some ugly dickhead with no money and get away with it in LA like I do almost anywhere else.