Chris Sakmann

shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness

[Chris Sakmann @ChrisSakmann]

They used to call me "White Kemba"

[Chris Sakmann @ChrisSakmann]

@notcoolaidan Yeah, let’s go

[rugsoda @nellaf]

cigarette neck pillow 🚬

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

bruise my Willis . ill die hard for her .

[i'm peeing @im_peeing]

I'm peeing.

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

St Patrick’s day on a Tuesday makes a lot of sense. That’s a Tuesday holiday for sure

[🗽Caleb 🎪 @Graysonwayne95]

Anyone can be a father but it takes a man to be a cat dad

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

You’re in her DMs. I’m in my apartment eurostepping my cat. She can’t guard me

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

[Chris Sakmann @ChrisSakmann]

@olencrave @neloful

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

we are currently as far away from christmas as possible

[rugsoda @nellaf]

sorry i missed your call i was on my other line 🎣

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Remember:
Indica, IndicAAAHH I’M SCARED MAN
Sativa, SativAAAAAA IM FREAKING OUT

[Chris Sakmann @ChrisSakmann]

@nellaf Sandal?

[Chris Sakmann @ChrisSakmann]

@wojespn @cerave

[negative @mugen]

@dallasmavs @luka7doncic

[rugsoda @nellaf]

Soda Socks 🍊 🍇