Chris Sanchez

Khaki pants, avocados, and sports.
And I guess legislative issues...

[Chris Sanchez @ChrisSanch]

Uruguay? More like Uru-bye! 👋

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@SteveKisling @CoachSchloss @whiskeythief7 @SEC Nice dogs, lib.

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@SteveKisling @CoachSchloss @whiskeythief7 @SEC Start acting like a real athletics program. We're tired of carrying you dead weight programs.

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@RmSalih 1. We hate you freeloaders back.
2. What are you going to do about it.
3. UK? Lolllllllllllll.

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@SteveHartigan10 @RmSalih Quiet, bot. Go lick Putin's taint.

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@jaylassoku

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@Pct4Constable Lock his ass up! I'll take those Bowman megas, FYI.

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@Big12Conference Fire the intern that laid out that copy. Horrendous.

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@yasshlw @PolymarketSport No one felt the heat because it was played in December, dumbass.

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Damn straight.

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so nice, we did it twice 🤘🤘

#HookEm

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@UpdatingOnRome But then one of the squares shatters!

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@YOLO_TrustSelf @SECNetwork @TexasBaseball Quiet, bot, we're talking SEC baseball.

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@Mike_Ferrin Great Milhouse reference. Had me rolling.

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@davidfloyd1980 @ChrisVannini That might be the dumbest response I've ever seen on this app. I sincerely hope you're not a doctor, elected official, or have access to sharp scissors.

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@ShermStu_2 Watched this in Dallas the weekend it came out, nobody in the theater was cheering for Permian.🤣

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@kbohls How is that curious?

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@michaelschwab13 Brandon Backe aint walking through that door.

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@ingelramdecoucy COBRAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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@kbohls

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@AndyTwoBoys @KendallRogers @TexasBaseball Damn right we paid them off. And we'll do it again!