Chris Sheldon

ECommerce & Digital Strategist at Bold!
Photographer/Videographer

[Avinash Kaushik @avinash]

8 Apr 2020: Model is predicting 81,662 American deaths by Aug! Let's stay in! Let's, please, ensure fewer die!

11 May: We hit 81k deaths, 85 days ahead of schedule.

How many deaths are ok for the economy? Specifically, how many minority deaths are ok for economy, or a haricut?

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

I’m back Twitter, the new and improved Chris Sheldon is here. Stay tuned for eCommerce and Digital content coming soon! #NewProfilePic

[Oren Cass @oren_cass]

Thread (1/16). How is that our economic statistics suggest workers have been making slow but steady progress in recent decades, while popular perception is that their family finances are coming under increasingly untenable pressure? I've been working on this, here's my answer:

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

@AmericanAir I’ve flown 8 times in 2 weeks and some how you’ve managed to have 6 of those flights delayed. Come on now😑

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

@elonmusk regularly criticizes your administrations stance on allowing immigrants to work on rocket technology. Imagine if we had the best of the best working on taking humanity to space. https://t.co/wqoj1LcJSR

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Congratulations @ElonMusk and @SpaceX on the successful #FalconHeavy launch. This achievement, along with @NASA’s commercial and international partners, continues to show American ingenuity at its best!

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

That man is Jesus https://t.co/q00EMy8S90

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

@jtchipman Supplies is a MOOD

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@jtchipman

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

Yes https://t.co/eCENntjo6N

[The Gospel Coalition @TGC]

One year ago, President Trump signed his executive order on refugees and immigrants. From a gospel perspective, the fruit has been disastrous.

Are we forfeiting a unique avenue to reach the lost because we’ve embraced our culture’s idolatry of safety?

https://t.co/IPkuQ0aUoq

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

DAMN. https://t.co/e8dTfs7Bk3

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Black Panther The Album 2/9

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@BenTyHepler

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

Today in class our professor started handing out dollar bills for answering questions. I proudly made 8 dollars.

Only now, an hour into the lecture have i realized that we are discussing classical conditioning and that I have been a clueless example to the class...

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@trevorjpage10 Help, what mean

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

@unashamed1998 this is insult to injury https://t.co/QgX64Z0kEL

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

*WORLD EXCLUSIVE*
The moment I invite President Trump to be Arsenal's new manager - because he'd build a strong defensive wall, have an attacking philosophy & want to win big trophies at all costs.
See his hilarious response on Sunday night, ITV, 10pm. #TrumpMorgan

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

*Nate spends 2 whole hours at Walmart*

“Well, I got caught up playing FIFA in the store”

Nice

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

I’m going Gorillas and Rats, hit me with your thoughts https://t.co/FlDkwMhP2g

[NEO @MULLET_FAN_NEO]

DAMN THIS IS TOUGH

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

@jacob_newsom1 Nah that Jacob had a beard

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

@jacob_newsom1 Who is this?

[Chris Sheldon @ChrisSheldon911]

I finally am clean shaven for the first time in 6 months and I legitimately did not recognize myself in the mirror when I finished...