ChrisSpringLive

Official comedy page of Chris Spring.

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For Booking info email me at [email protected] #standupcomedy #comedy

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I Don’t know what you guys are taking about. I was here the whole time. I definitely wasn’t at thread. 🤫

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Some people say they “Don’t care what people think!” Then their are those like me, who eat Poptarts cold. 😎 just saying we are not the same.

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@GioComedy @mikecharette @BonkerzComedy 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 have a great set fellow short King!

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@GioComedy They just know you. 😂

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@joerodcomedy 😂😂😂

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@rustyrockets Just say, We’re gonna be talking about white peoples! Saves time bro!

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Not trying to brag but….. I just got a Valentine’s Day well wish from a long time crush. 😍 Anyways Thanks Jack in the box 😘😘😘 Love you too boo! #ValentinesDay #LoveStory #Sourdoughmelt #14february #JackInTheBox

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I hope all you little nasty’s get yeast infections from the dirty things you’ll do to each other tomorrow. Or I guess I could of just said I don’t have a Valentine’s Day date tomorrow. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Rihanna’s baby was a little off tonight. I mean Good, just not poop my diapers good! #Rihanna #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

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Please close the air space between your ass cheeks! 😝 ok Alien overlords I’m ready to get picked up. #itsbeenfun #upthere #ufo #RihannaSuperBowl #SuperBowl2023

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Ben Affleck and JLo like every other lintina with a white husband after 10 years of marriage. And the husband can’t take the brothers-in-law’s shit talking anymore. 😅 #GRAMMYs

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I always forget I’m supposed to be doing Keto. But I remember whenever I eat bread. 😅 #Ketolife

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Comedians fight on stage! https://t.co/lNCOD9Q8vh via @YouTube

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Most people I know are getting sick, I feel fine so maybe my superpowers are finally kicking in! #fluseason #superpowers

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Twitter is the digital town square, feels more like a real life Zombie senecio.

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The guy in the drive thru legit just said “Can you please drive up to the front? And I’ll take your shit out there.” So why am I more excited about my order. 😂😂😂

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If anyone wants to play Among us and possibly die by my hands! Join our game code BEHVFG !! Let’s go! #amongus #game

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I feel like my feet and my back retired and didn’t tell anybody. #retirement they didn’t even put in the proper paperwork! 🤦🏽‍♂️

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I’ve always wanted that “I don’t give a shit mentality”. Guys I’m at the getting a full body massage. I think I went tooo far!

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Who sleeps all the hours they want? That’s not a thing right?