Chris♏

Data Analyst 📊 | Founder of Novadoka Ltd 📦 | Head Errand Boy @ Gadget75 Hub 📱 | MSc Epidemiology (In-View) 🧬

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

Otherwise.

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

Majoring in the minor and minoring in the major.

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

The IGP crack team has arrested Ifechukwu Dennis who originated the fake voice that he passed on to his gullible targets as President Tinubu’s voice. Dennis was arrested in Benin. The police will issue an official statement.

[TERRORIST SURVIVOR 💪🏽 @GbolahanOlanyi0]

🚨 As a Kidnapping Survivor, I Can Tell You This: These Bandits Can Be Caught Easily

After confirming their location, the government can easily use night vision to track and attack them at night.

From my experience as a kidnapping survivor, these bandits are not as difficult to catch as people think. Most of them take hard drugs at night and sleep heavily until the next morning.

If not for the chains they used to lock us up, I would have escaped much earlier.

The government can deal with this problem if they truly want to. They know what they're doing, sha. 💔

At this point, na only God fit save person. 😭

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[Adaeze Osakwe @Adaezexoraeco]

I am speechless 🥹🥹🥹
Another Milestone 💐💐💐

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

While growing up, SARS once raided my street and picked up all the young boys playing football outside on a Saturday.

My brother’s friend was among them. He was only 20 years old and had just started learning mechanics.

When his parents went to bail him, they were told he was a cultist and had been transferred to Kirikiri Prison.

A week later, his mum went to see him. They told her he had died due to overcrowding.

Whenever I think about him, my heart breaks. He was innocent.

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@FineAgabus "Na 50M pounds WE take sign am"

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@Japa_Queen Where's our cakes? 🥲

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@Wizarab10 Person wey ask Mikel if he wanted him to get involved when his dad was kidnapped?

Proper coded Mafia boss.

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

My brother, the best thing you can do for yourself as a man is to ensure that you have your mental health in check.

You won't clean, cook or cock? No wahala!

In that same roof, I'll bring someone else to do all of it and I'll even be moaning so loudly you hear us.

You can be doing your revival in the sitting room.

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@IdiongoUruk @UnkleAyo As long as it leaves my house.

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@Youdeservenanaa Gooooood morning

[GOAL @goal]

Former World Cup winner Christophe Dugarry labelled Arsenal "a bunch of clowns" for employing an ultra-defensive strategy following their Champions League final defeat 🤡

Read the full quotes here 🔗 https://t.co/yNXUg3BtRG

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@lifewith_aizon @Kelvinpeter67 Underestimating the global impact of the WC in this age and time is crazy.

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: "On Nigeria, where many were very concerned about violence against Christians, we are now actively in counterterrorism cooperation with the Nigerian government and Nigerian security forces."

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@iam_joyayomi Fb

[VINYLTAGE.💽 @VINYLTAGEMAG]

🚨 Dave announces his debut headline concert in Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬

📍 Wole Soyinka Centre for Culture and Creative Arts
🗓️ October 16–17
🏟️ Capacity: 3,500

Tix 🔗: https://t.co/1xyihxu12p

[Chris♏ @ChrisTalksToo]

@pretty_quin1 Sapa bien messi?😆