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Words that I apparently pronounce "wrong", because of my mid-western upbringing, that cause extreme rage according to my wife: Bag, Bagel, Vague. @MsMorganMiracle

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@futurusannie It makes me cringe every time.

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@alannerd614 @ArmchairExpPod @daxshepard She started on the Jake Johnson episode, then John Gottman episode. But seriously any of them would be a great place to start.

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After listening to @ArmchairExpPod the past year, I finally convinced my wife to listen. Then yesterday she turns to me mid episode and says "I don't know why I didn't take your word, and man crush for @daxshepard more seriously, this is a really good podcast!"

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At Walmart in front of an Elmer's glue display.
Employee: Can I help you find anything?
Me: nope found it, but can you tell me if the clear or the solid white tastes better?
Employee: .....
Wife: Sorry, I clearly married an idiot

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So glad that @wreckitralph #RalphBreaksTheInternet is now available on digital. It means we can switch it up and take a break from my 2 year old demanding we watch the original 3 times a day.

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@thesunah Coyote Tacos

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Are people with vanity licence plates that tout their college Alma mater just proud of where they went to school or do they want you to know how far in debt they are?

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Hey @ArmchairExpPod, it would be cool if you sold hats along with your other merch...I feel like you need hats, I would wear it... maybe something like this:

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My college Alma mater: “As an Alumni, we would like to invite you to donate $$ to the University”

Me: “I will be paying for my time there until I am 52 years old, what makes you think I have extra $$ to donate?”

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Newest addition to my @Twins wall at home. Finally framed after sitting in a container with all my baseball cards for about 27 years...

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It's super creepy waking up in the middle of the night to maniacal laughing over the baby monitor. Took a few seconds to realize my son went to sleep with Tickle Me Elmo in the crib and is just repeatedly rolling over him...

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Atlanta traffic is horrible, but since listening to @ArmchairExpPod with @daxshepard, I have been purposely taking longer routes to my destinations so I can squeeze more into my drive.

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Baby Jack's first Braves game. @Braves

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@dessadarling Hit up @JavaJive_MN @mnstatefair. They are awesome!

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Exclusive look at the new NAPA commercial featuring @ChaseElliott, @BillElliott9 and @DaleJr. http://t.co/y5qlbAQjRz #wheniwas18

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@Twins 1996 #TwinsTrivia

[space150 @space150]

Do you love metrics & hashtags? [like button]. Now hiring Social Media Intern: http://t.co/OG9WQM7e #ReTweetForExtraCredit

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

If you missed this last night, this will blow your mind. If you saw this last night, watch it again. http://t.co/dn1efx9

[Hunt Adkins @huntadkins]

I’m starting a fund to help people who don’t have a sense of irony. All proceeds will go to people who do have a sense of irony.