Chris Ostergard

I beat myself up in front of people for money...

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

Quick update. I still haven’t done anything worth tweeting about. #howdoestwitterwork?

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

Eminem vs Machine gun Kelly Zoolander vs Hansel?

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

@YungManchego Fact: Home Depot is toys R us for adults

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

#ruggedlandsofshaolin #cantontower https://t.co/buBrpS6ySm

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

We are fucked. https://t.co/Lh5ZXfGW7L

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

I'v been creeping on here for a while now... I still don't get it.

[Glenn Wool @GlennWool]

i didnt watch Dr Who
i didnt enjoy it the times ive tried
im not better than people who do like it
its not my cup of tea but im glad its there for people who dig that sort of thing
(now if we could just apply this logic to everything the internet will be obsolete in a week)

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

Am I crazy or does that chicken leg looks a lot like a middle finger… https://t.co/rwCxzIJCfh

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

@Cyberclops248 I was just doing what the Internet told me to do.

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

@guitarmomdotcom It will toughen him up, for hunting later... or something like that?

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

@Cyberclops248

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

@guitarmomdotcom Hahahaha! This tweet almost made my hangover go away hahaha.

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

More #boatjump videos. #ruggedlandsofshaolin #中国 #putmeincoach https://t.co/4lOwrSjfl7

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

If oranges are called oranges, why aren't limes and lemons called greens and yellows? #AskingForAFriend #fruits #citrus

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

Learning how to jump a boat... never thought I'd say that. #stunts… https://t.co/LcaVmAD2fX

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

@thrashermag just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named Skater of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! #humble

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

There could be some serious allegations coming out on Monday if I can wait that long. But my evidence against me is damning. #MeFirst https://t.co/ef1DUW62v7

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

Need I say more? #ruggedlandsofshaolin #china #ciggarettes… https://t.co/9HK1LOyLFk

[Chris Ostergard @ChrisWasHear]

My roommates know how to #party #ruggedlandsofshaolin #china… https://t.co/QU50oudvfg