Chris

[🥃 @ShelbyyAura]

waited 5 years just to hear "i don't love you"

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

I feel like the answer might be related to fact that you call him Punisher and her Zendaya

[kay! ☕️ @swiatekology]

uber

[Chris @ChrisX0XO]

@swiatekology

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

It don’t get no realer than this

[melissa ☆ SPIDER-MAN SPOILERS @wadesknife]

“GHOST RIDER AND SHANG-CHI! WE NEED U TO DISTRACT DOOM!” #sdcc
ghost rider and shang-chi:

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

MY BALLS ARE SAFE

[bizarre tadpoles ✿ sasha @BizarreTadpoles]

I’ve got THE JoJo jeans

[dee @readnvibee]

how british people move when it doesn’t even matter

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[Karu @KaruSnep]

if Hitler visited Israel in 2026

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Image from 2020 vs 2025 in Memphis, TN

Via: Matter Neuroscience

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Just seen a nigga limp out the store with 2 24pks of toilet paper, that parasite cookin his ahh

[alexis @FearsPosting]

"argentina paid the refs" with what money 😭😭😭

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Daniel Bordman @DanielBordmanOG]

Every word of this sentence is a work of art