Chris Copen

It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive | He/Him | this account is mostly about the Pirates | @BottlerocketPgh

[Chris Copen @Chris_Copen]

Folks,

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I only have 9 years left to make a 30 under 30 so you can imagine the pressure I’m under

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How much of the pirates bullpen problems stem from the fact that they have handcuffed 2 of their better relievers to exclusively mopping up their 2 worst starters

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6 runs scored with 2 outs. Masterclass

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Everyone involved in the Pirates bullpen should be brought in front of a military tribunal

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@chieffrancis69 Anthony Alfred would be a great piece of the bench for this lineup

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@StifflinChad @TheWARmonger_ IMDB credits are public sourced like Wikipedia. He does not appear in the actual film.

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@StifflinChad @TheWARmonger_ He’s not in the actual film, his scene was cut

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@kevin__fm Dumbest possible take holy shit lmfao

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@BWWings Tried and my location said the promo ended and refused to honor. Even though they had the marketing up.

My first time going back to BWW in awhile and a good reminder of why I stopped

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@BWWings Well your Baldwin, PA store insists this promotion ended yesterday and refuses to honor it.

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@EPM108 The irony is Chaplin probably would enjoy it because he is inexplicably seen several times in the movie; including a brief monologue from Michael to a child in a hospital about what a genius he was (a 100% real thing that happens)

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@ChaseMckay49325 @TVGrimReaper I saw a few venues have stranger things stuff ready to go off the back of the finale (planned months ahead of time) but none of them popped/sold out

The HR parties literally went from 1-2 venues trying it to every single venue I follow across the country in a span of like 3 days

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@serenityposting @TVGrimReaper The audience for these parties is overwhelmingly women

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Yeah I'm out. See ya

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Coming home: The Steelers are working towards a deal to hire Mike McCarthy as their head coach, per sources.

McCarthy grew up in Pittsburgh. Now, at age 62, the Super Bowl winner gets a chance to coach the team he grew up rooting for.

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Does anyone know if this stacks with the $5k, $10k and $3k that it was announced we’d be getting for various vague reasons??

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: President Trump has announced that he plans to issue $2,000 tariff dividend checks to middle class Americans without congressional approval.

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@Steelersdepot Tomlin probably meant this as "your role here will be reducing and we won't pay you what you want as a result" - Warren was taking his carries already at this point

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@Dameshek Congratulations Dave you’re right about everything. Now what

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Steelers fans now: Had to happen. Long past time. I’d rather have a season truly suck than have another year of 10-7 like this.

Steelers fans 3 weeks into the season that actually sucks:

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@StatsGuyDaniel NFL has by far the most judgement calls, and most aggressive punishments for them

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@RyanDeto Bottlerocket