Chris Jefferson

Sure I'm weedy, and kind of shy. But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy

[macksy @macksypowwa]

if i was in that fast and furious film, and vin diesel started critiquing my skills, saying things like ‘you’re lucky that hundred shot of nos didn't blow the welds on the intake!’ i would reply with something really clever like ‘shut up you big fat bastard’

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Sam Matterface's voice isn't right for games of such magnitude. Reeks of Soccer Aid unfortunately

[IslamophobiaUK @uk_islamophobia]

Two Muslim men pulled an elderly couple and their grandson from a burning house in Leeds last Friday.

You probably didn’t hear about it.

Mohsin Qayyum. 22.
Mohammed Yusuf Iqbal. 20.

Both from Bradford.

They drove past the garden. They saw the fire. They ran straight in.

Sheila Robinson, the grandmother who was trapped inside, posted on social media:

"My family and I will be forever grateful to these young men."

Her granddaughter Kayla wrote:

"Drove past the garden, seen it, and ran straight in and made sure everyone was okay without a second thought."

Everyone got out. The house can be replaced. The family is alive.

Every outlet that covered it called them heroes.

They deserved every word.

But not one headline told you they were Muslim men.

We have seen this before.

Two weeks ago, a teacher was stabbed in the neck protecting his pupils from a knife in his Manchester classroom.

Maysum Abdullah. 27. Science teacher.

LBC named him a hero. So did the Independent, the Manchester Evening News, the Mirror, the Sun.

He ran towards the blade.

A hero in every paper. A Muslim man in none of them.

This is the pattern.

When a Muslim name appears in a crime, the faith leads the headline.

When a Muslim name appears in a rescue, it vanishes from the page.

Now look at who that erasure clears the path for.

Bradford, the same district these men come from, is now led by Reform as its largest party.

One of their candidates, Daniel Devaney, topped the poll in his ward after writing on Facebook that Muslims were "pure scum" and that he wanted to "blast [them] off the face of the earth."

He was not deselected. He was not suspended. He was elected.

They are loud about our religion when they want to call it a threat.

They are silent when that same religion sends two young men running into a fire.

The book they want to criticise is the same book that commands us to save a life.

"Whoever saves one life, it is as if he had saved all of mankind."
— Qur'an 5:32

Qayyum and Iqbal lived that verse on a Friday in Leeds.

Abdullah lived it in a Manchester classroom.

And the headlines recorded the act, but erased the faith that drove it.

When we are the suspect, our religion is the whole story.

When we are the rescuer, it is not worth a line.

Their names are Maysum Abdullah, Mohsin Qayyum, and Mohammed Yusuf Iqbal.

Muslim men.

Say both.

Sources first comment.

Report: https://t.co/D9amGp2yxO
Keep us alive: https://t.co/Z8H0Flg44Y
Substack: https://t.co/9x6sqmwMge
IG: @islamophobiauk

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Hat-trick in the German Cup Final

Goals home and away against PSG in the UCL semis

Goals home and away against Real Madrid in the UCL quarters

14 in 13 in the UCL across 2025/26

33 in 38 UCL games for Bayern

Goal in the Euro semi v Netherlands

Goal in the Euro R16 in 2024

Scored v France in the World Cup QF

Scored v Senegal in the World Cup R16

Scored v Germany in the Euro R16

Scored 2 in the Euro QF

Scored in the Euro SF

Is England’s all-time top scorer with 81 in 115 appearances, 28 goals clear of Wayne Rooney in 5 fewer appearances

The fastest player to 100 goals in Bayern Munich history

Has won a World Cup Golden Boot

Has just scored 64 goals for Bayern in a single season

Stop this.

[PlayStation Park @PlayStationPark]

Opening
'EA World Cup '98'
PlayStation

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts.

You voted against banning fire and rehire.

You voted against day one sick pay for workers.

You said the minimum wage was too high for young people.

Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions.

You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Rupert Lowe, a 68 year old, privately educated, former investment banker, backed by the world's richest man, is trying to convince you he's not the establishment.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Tyrone Marshall @TyMarshall_MEN]

Takes quite a substantial leap of faith to believe that Southampton spied on Oxford in December (who had 4 wins in 21 games at that point) and then put the binoculars away until they played Ipswich in April

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

A message that part of the UK needs to learn

[Tom @ImGeeze]

Whenever you feel down, try and remember the time a Millwall fan sniffed his way to a heartbeat of 201 while wearing a Sky Sports heart monitor.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

I don't care what your political Leaning is, If you're out here defending a Politicians right to be paid a £100,000 a year, to get pissed on Subsidised Cocktails before going to Vote against your interests & rights, you are the epitome of a back broken, peasant-brained Serf.

[Unite for Change - LCFC @change_lcfc]

Football’s greatest ever fairytale.

It was a gift from the gods.

We had the chance to secure this club for generations. Instead, it’s been squandered and now, only 10 years on - our worst ever league finish and on the brink of financial ruin.

Don’t let anyone tell you this was inevitable.

This is sustained mismanagement, negligence and sheer arrogance.

Get them out of our club.

We encourage followers to boycott the game tomorrow. A club is nothing without its fans.

King Power Out.

#LCFC

[Craig. @bambibristol]

The strategic importance of Dubai cannot be underestimated…

It’s a concentrated holding pen for 98% of the world’s fucking idiots.

[Wayne Farry @waynefarry]

rip Queen Elizabeth, you would've loved the opportunity to once again help your son evade justice

[Sam @SamCKx]

@I_amMukhtar He flew straight into Alicante airport, and took a video from his villa just up the road an hour later. He's not fleeing ISIS - his 90 days in the UK was up so he returned to his home in Spain and thought he'd use it as an opportunity to grift some drug money from his fans.

[Assent Performance @SteAssent]

https://t.co/boFhU58nlT

For those interested in coaching.

I also have a REDs risk calulcator on there, and the carb load calculator too!

[Chris Jefferson @Chris_Jefferson]

@beckytLCFC Not watching but the man on Sky said it was a bad one on his ankle

[Chris Jefferson @Chris_Jefferson]

@SteAssent Was going to say 4% seemed generous