Chris Mayer

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@justjeffjeffing I ripped a huge fart in that bad boy last year

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

On the bright side, if @jonreyes204 loses his riding, it would mean that he has way more time this winter to shovel his driveway #ManitobaElections

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@justjeffjeffing @NoContextHumans Sorry, 0 on/0 off is the only way. Even if there’s a fire.

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@clownworld Poison sandwich, probably

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@conquerdivide Ah yes, Flaming Death Knife. Great name for a song!

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@thepunkrockmba I mean, I’d say you should probably talk about Skrillex 🤷🏽‍♂️

[wint @dril]

supporters of big bird... GET LOST! This is a space for those of us who fear and despise him

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@AVOIDKICKSASS @BennyScholl @cobyrossi_

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@internetjefff

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@AlanHerringtonn

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@bublywater it’s cool that you’re announcing all these new flavours, yet you have ignored my request for Pineapple Coconut up here in Canada. I’ll make good on my previous threat and start committing crimes soon if you don’t bring it up here.

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

Hey @bublywater, bring the Coconut Pineapple Bubly to Canada or I’m gonna start committing crimes

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the dinner party episode of The Office?

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@duolingo “DeLeTiNg YoUr ApP!!!!!1!1!!11!” So what those people are really saying is that they’re going to educate themselves less? 🤔

[Berlin Bobby 🔪 @_austinarchey]

lil clip of Sun//Eater to fall asleep to

[wint @dril]

dont you dare let me catch you being named this

[Jordan Raskopoulos @JordanRasko]

When you tip off the cops
With your big pizza box
That’s Amore

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@TuckFFAK If you’re looking for good restaurants, La Banquise is really well known for its Poutine, Schwartz’s Deli for smoked meat, District Bagel for some gangster bagels too.

[Chris Mayer @Chris_Mayer97]

@SOTSPodcast

[jame @kloogans]

that is NOT my uber eats driver. i can tell because theres no bag of mcdonalds with him. not gonna be fooled again. i hate florida so fucking much