Chris Opdahl

Jackrabbit Alum, -Agronomy Fuck, Occasional customer of the day in Avoca at the bar, master level connoisseur of the Beef Commercial, Hotdish, and oreos

[Chris Opdahl @Chris_Opdahl]

No matter how rough of a day your having. Just remember somewhere out there someone probably just took a bite of a cookie thinking it was chocolate chip and it turned out it was raisin

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And by cookies they mean Oreos

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I don’t always judge chili contests but when I do I’m the real expert judge

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@andreadiehn It’s the pleats

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When someone asks me something before a long weekend and I'm already mentally checked out

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Fact: mullet wigs make your dance moves better

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@daitontietz Protein beer?

[Tristin Fliehe @Fliehebag]

I stalk my friends with the Snapchat map to make sure they aren't having fun with out me.... #creeperconfessions

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

What I love about America is whether it's 1817 or 2017 the country will happily watch an Irishman and a black man beat each other for sport.

[Chris Opdahl @Chris_Opdahl]

Last year Sweet Martha's cookie stand had $3,938,509 in sales. I'm trying my best to help them get to 4 mil this year

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Afternoon update. Must be about 5,000 calories in. But still saving room for supper #MNstatefair

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Probably 3500 calories into the day and it's only noon. #MNstatefair

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A beef commercial a day keeps the dr away. Or at least that's what I'm going with #murraycountyfair

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Vertigo. It's a real disease

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In honor of pie day that means I'm suppose to eat a whole pie by myself right

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I don't always judge chili contests, but when I do I make sure to have two bowls of each, just to be fair and even of course

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If I ever get cattle I'm defiantly getting belted galloways

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A USD girl bumped into me on the way out. Do I need to go to the doctor to get checked out now