Chris

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

Lol ain’t shit for yall to even look at here so mind ya fucking business and keep on scrolling!

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

I always liked them since I was a kid I told my mom I wanted to have an Asian wife! 😭

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

🤣🤣🤣

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Nigga you can have your bitch back.
She rides dick like she’s trying to parallel park a school bus in a compact spot 😭

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

Dude I just opened this app lmaoo

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

Bro nuked the entire women’s community with just one tweet.

[This Account Will Boost Your Knowledge @Dposts7]

Fished for years, finally learned why hooks always twisted 🤣

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

This or when she’s prego or getting married on the DL 😂

[j @fairiesofjune]

latina that deactivates her instagram after the smallest inconvenience

[ᵃ @zidddiii]

Houston, Texas is actually the birthplace of Mexican twitter

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

i gotta stop fallin in love with whores ffs

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

She only finds me when she wants to get cracked AND IM OK WITH THAT! 😭

[benji🪅 @guttedsaints]

when mrs. mixed signals decides to fw me today

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

What if she called you Satan?! 😭🤣

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

u knw yo dick good when she say oh my god. oh so i'm jesus now 😂😂😂😂

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

Lmaooo I been happy alone I get to literally do whatever the fuck I want meanwhile I watch my homies who are taken look MISERABLE AF!

[Jessica Love @jessica_lovee95]

A lot of single men seem completely checked out of dating now, like they replaced romance with gym memberships, football, and pretending they’re happier alone.

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

Fa’sho!

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Clubbing is a phase you go through and get over.

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

Bruh you need to remember you texted me the night you said you went home 🙃

[M$hmoney🍒 @hippiewhore666]

Chipotle is genuinely so fkn gas

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

Apartments were 500 bucks a month!

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

parents will be like “i moved out at 18” nigga rent was 50¢ back then

[sarai @saraitoninn]

im in hell right now (Mexican vs Mexican American discourse all over my timeline)

[BAMMY @bammyydee]

Friends with benefits lasts longer than a relationship.

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Good luck finding another retard like me

[P @paulinabandz]

women on the internet: i love a muscular tall fit man

men: ….

men on the internet: i want a slim thick/skinny woman

women when a man has a preference

[Chris @Chris__SLP]

Oh Mann lmao

[P @paulinabandz]

women on the internet: i love a muscular tall fit man

men: ….

men on the internet: i want a slim thick/skinny woman

women when a man has a preference