Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺

DevOps / AWS / Cat Lover / BJJ & SuperMoto Enthusiast / Hobby Brewer & Coffee Maniac / Broncos & Sharks Fan / Metalhead & Book Fanatic / Views are my own.

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

Urban Dictionary is working fast #covfefe

[Restoration Games @RestorationGame]

🚨 RTDT Fans: We're partnering with @Makeship for a plushie Tower ... and you can win one!

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It even has pockets and a cute felt skull. Ashstrider would approve!

[jessica card @jessicard]

i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

@thatjeffsmith @OracleSQLDev Can't wait to try out SQL Developer Next ♥️

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

@konradkokosa Ditto and the "Text Only Paste" Shortcut ;)

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

@paizo @humble Took some days, but there it is :D Thanks @paizo and @humble ! https://t.co/8myAl7IpRi

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

Hey @paizo, now would be a perfect time for another #Pathfinder2e @humble bundle, don't you think? 😉 #ORCLicense

[Marco Buschmann @MarcoBuschmann]

Ein guter Tag für die Bürgerrechte! Der EuGH hat in einem historischen Urteil bestätigt: Die anlasslose #Vorratsdatenspeicherung in Deutschland ist rechtswidrig. Wir werden die anlasslose Vorratsdatenspeicherung nun zügig und endgültig aus dem Gesetz streichen.

[josh ackerman @joshuaackerman]

i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen

[Carlo "Realism, Gedankenfetzen and Rants" Masala @CarloMasala1]

„Ich verliere langsam die Beherrschung, wenn ich jenen zuhöre, die sich gerade als Pazifisten inszenieren.“

I feel ya so hard ⁦@jagodamarinic⁩

Intellektuelle zum Krieg in der Ukraine: Weltmeister im Pazifismus - https://t.co/118AUaq7xr https://t.co/SSsyNh3EC6

[Chris Saxon @ChrisRSaxon]

Last week's #AskTOMOfficeHours recording on MERGE is available

Watch it to learn how to

Merge binds
Get the INSERT vs UPDATE split for merged rows
Avoid ORA-30926 unable to get a stable set of rows error
Delete rows from the target missing in the source

https://t.co/2D8sXDpR5b

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

@cczarski Quick question regarding the old apexcommunity blog. Some of it's old posts seem to have been migrated to to https://t.co/WFkw7JVzUQ but not all of them (for example the APEX_STRING post). Will all posts be migrated in a foreseeable future? Wayback machine is so slow...

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

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[Sabine Heїmsath 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @oraesque]

Gerade gelernt:

Die aufgezeichneten Vorträge der #apexconn22 sind schon verfügbar! 👏

(Navigation über die Agenda: https://t.co/Dh7CDdYdru, Videos in den jeweiligen Vortragsbeschreibungen)

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

@tobiw_apex Wurde bei mir am 09.05. ebenfalls rot

[krisrice 🏒🍺📷 @krisrice]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Sabine Heїmsath 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @oraesque]

#A3LPC wartet auf seinen großen Auftritt auf der #apexconn22 und freut sich über sein neues Halsband 🙂

Danke an die lieben Menschen von "Freie Ukraine Braunschweig e.V."!

#ukraine #StandWithUkraine️

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

@oraesque, @Der_Pesse and our most b̶e̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ feared sith lord #A3LPC talking about do's and don'ts of a secure imperial #oracledb design #apexconn22 https://t.co/a70kccdJoW

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

#A3LPC taking over @Der_Pesse's talk about software testing and -quality in the imperial database. Don't you dare anger the Sithpaca #apexconn21

[Christopher Berg 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Chris_de_Berg]

@evrocs_nl showing why Doc should stick to science and let Marty write those #oraclesql queries with analytic functions #apexconn22