Chris Avery

Summer Camp is my life.

This is my view.

[Chris Avery @Chris_tacular]

@ItsAJoshParty This is one of the weirdest poems I’ve ever read.

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@hismanj @MamaAviary The snake said no thank you.

[Robin Hood @robinhood]

Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌

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Every time I use a knife, I can feel @ItsAJoshParty ‘s disapproval.

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@ItsAJoshParty So, you’re going camping with me?

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@karsheahar It was great.

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@karsheahar 😇

[ESPN @espn]

On This Date: In 1996, Happy Gilmore defeated Shooter McGavin to win the Tour Championship in honor of Chubbs Peterson.

[Chris Avery @Chris_tacular]

I have rediscovered how much I loved the Spin Doctors.

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@BrianWarren116 Ungrateful kids ... get off my property.

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@karsheahar It’s not really their fault. They probably haven’t been to class all semester.

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Jackwagons...

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@karsheahar Kinda the same. I was mowing.

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@karsheahar Way ahead of you.

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@karsheahar I’m giving everyone a taste of the live concert in my head.

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@karsheahar Too much down time. I can fix that.

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#blackishABC tackles the hard issues well, but we all need Rainbow and Dre back together.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

The 150 people singing in church tomorrow won’t sound like the twelve thousand at the conference.

At least from here on earth.

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Everyone is all keyed up about sports at colleges they never attended. Settle down, folks.