Chris Bowman

teach me how to dougie

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

If you don't like the Conan show than fuck you

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

Riding in the Dakota bumps like two giants making love

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

@ElizabethRueger Diggy?

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

Some people call me the space cowboy, others call me a #straightuppimp

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

That awkward moment when your walking down the hall and you see somebody that you kinda know and you both are debating to say hi or not.

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

@CourtDeChaineYO Yeah

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

@CourtDeChaineYO Alex says hi

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@GabiWaters I did not ditch you!!

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

Fun fact: It's a 200 dollar fine to screw a goat. Just ask @TrentTheStud. Apparently it's happened 72 times to him..

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

@Giez02 what other recruitment letters did you get?

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What?!? You made my Sista clean yo hotel room?!?!

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

Just got the news.. Michael Jackson is dead.

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

@WillyFerrell SNL never gets old

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

Gatas bitches betta be using jimmys!

[Not Zach G. @NotGalifianakis]

Could my girlfriends constant headaches be the result of an upcoming superpower?? Wait, wait, no no she's just a bitch.

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

@Abby_Holloway3 hahaha Ik. She doesn't like bottom feeders like me.

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

Ballin at the cinema suit? Uhhh hell yeah?

[Chris Bowman @Chrisbowman50]

@GabiWaters I thought you hated me?

[Not Zach G. @NotGalifianakis]

The new neighbors just moved in and they're a male couple. I hope they never come asking for sugar though because I'm not up for threesomes.