Christian Skinny ass

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

it’s what he would’ve wanted. almost touching in a way.

[Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93]

if it costs [number i made up] to fix an apartment's problem, but the rent is [another number i made up], then [conclusion that i already believed]

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Nobody is more surprised than your boss hearing about your PTO for the second time.

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.

[Truth Teller @oneofheboyz_]

Gucci just did an interview last year saying he don’t even live in Atlanta or go back to his hood no more because it triggers his schizophrenia and yall think he still the same Gucci from 20 years ago you niggas are ignorant

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

we really don’t talk about how most people in their mid-20s act like they’re still 16 -18 because of how much the pandemic has completely stunted their social development.

[The Zodiac GM @TheZodiacGM]

Michael Malone would be an excellent fit with the Orlando Magic.

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

I’d happily bulldoze 8,000 tech entrepreneur houses to save one Florida Scrub-Jay

[Wyatt Reed @wyattreed13]

Before today, accusing the Israeli government of drinking to the death of Palestinians would have been considered antisemitic blood libel and gotten you banned from every major social media site

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Pleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetrue

[Iggmeister @iggidigit]

No one tells you but one of the best ways to reach flow state at work is to have a 5 hour long fight with your gf over text

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

"Teams must get player consent before trading a pregnant player"

A Pregnancy No Trade Clauses is so sick. Good on the players for negotiating that in.

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Would you like to round up your transaction to donate money to a charity which provides zero proof of solving any problem?

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Republicans are the most rеtаrdеd people alive

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

Raise your daughters liberal and they’ll win Olympic gold

Raise them MAGA and they’ll finish tied for fifth in a college swim meet and have a years long bigot tantrum about it

[🅿️ardon Me! @pardonmewithp]

You ride through the hood and get mad at the people, I ride through the hood and get mad at the government. We are not the same.

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

ASAP being the only nigga to get out jail and be like fuck trump is lmaoooooooooooo.

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

Wow so he's even cooler than I thought