Chris Deptula

Data Engineer, Big Data Enthusiast, Avid Cyclist @inquidia

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@CenturyLink customer support is starting to make @Comcast look good. Transferred 6 times and still have not been able to add a phone line to my account. Cancelling my service instead.

[Pentaho @Pentaho]

According to a recent survey, enterprise #IoT is facing a skills shortage. Read more about what this could mean: https://t.co/LqI5BFt9Ch

[Pentaho @Pentaho]

Starting TODAY the @inquidia team of #bigdata experts will join our growing family. Read details here https://t.co/toDdcfMCXP

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

All I wanted for my birthday was my @SouthwestAir flight home from EWR to DEN to be on time tonight for the 1st time in 4 week. No such luck

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

We have tremendous access to data, none of it comes in form ready for use to solve bus problems, thus ETL https://t.co/Uzk4of3RTs

[Michael D'Amour @mdamour1976]

I've pushed a @docker image up to https://t.co/CiefXHCu5M for every release of @pentaho
since 1.2. #docker #pentaho

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@aschurma Oops you have to follow me for me to DM you. What do you need?

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@aschurma Sure. Need my contact info? I will send you a DM.

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@SwitchbacksFC Stop, Remember, Believe

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@SwitchbacksFC 1988

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@SwitchbacksFC July 24, 2014

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

Pretty sure today is the first time I have been flat out lied to by a @SouthwestAir gate agent or the website is wrong...

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@codek1 8 cores, 81-87k r/s depending on the run. Biggest bottleneck I had was the output of the sort step reading temp from disk

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@codek1 Interesting. On my laptop it was always within 200r/s of the Java class. Shows you should performance test on prod level hardware.

[Chris Deptula @Chrisdeptula]

@codek1 Here is the cleanest native implementation I can think of http://t.co/nBLlxzxV6s, both have ~same performance

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

At least two smartphones launched this year have 4GB RAM. 9 years ago, Hadoop servers in Yahoo had the same amount of RAM.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Today is a big step in our march toward equality. Gay and lesbian couples now have the right to marry, just like anyone else. #LoveWins

[Bike Snob NYC @bikesnobnyc]

Football: drugs OK, air pressure tightly regulated.
Cycling: drugs not OK, run whatever air pressure you want.

Do I have that right?

[Jenn Wylie @jenn_wylie]

@Chrisdeptula flew my favorite brown butter @Table3Nashville cookie to Chicago for @inquidia mtg. My hero!!!

[Plan Maestro @PlanMaestro]

And I leave you with an overoptimistic #chartstravaganza cartoon.