Milind Bhandarkar

Senior Distinguished Technologist at Hewlett Packard Enterprise. Working on Data Platforms. Formerly, founder of Ampool (acquired by HPE).

[Presto @prestodb]

📢Announcing #Prestocon Day schedule! Check it out! 📢 https://t.co/I4zw0rvtLW

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@UWCheritonCS @lintool @WaterlooMath @UWaterloo @UWResearch @dsg_uwaterloo @uwaterlooAI Congratulations Jimmy Lin @lintool !

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@squarecog @josh_wills @bennstancil 2008: "this new product based on the data in Hadoop. Got us 3000% lift last quarter. Is the data pipeline production-ready?"
Me: Well, it runs on Rob's personal MySQL instance.
Next two years : Let's make it production ready.
After that: Rob's MySQL was good!

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@mikeolson @josh_wills They won’t want it to be taught by a negative seconds (since epoch) aged person 🤣

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

Mentoring deep tech startups @nasscom Deep Tech Club (DTC). https://t.co/zoRtgCumNY

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@NGKabra Indian usage is “Revert Back”, as in “I will revert back to you EOD” 😄

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@yhemanth @derrickharris 👍

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@nehanarkhede @AnitaB_org Congratulations! Well deserved!

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

RIP Optane, aka 3DXpoint.

https://t.co/FTvsO2tMTG

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

Met a founder/CEO yesterday who was pitching their data platform.

Founder: With our data platform, most microservices would be just SQL queries.

Me: Ha! So, you read what @josh_wills wrote.

And, get this…

Founder: No, who is @josh_wills ?

Me: how’s this possible? 🧐

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@profjoeyg @vsreekanti @UCBerkeley Congratulations!

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@zirotrust Was just thinking about this. ZeroTrust is actually Ephemeral Trust.

[HPE AI @HPE_AI]

At #HPEDiscover 2022 (June 28-30), four industry leaders will participate in a CXO forum focused on the adoption of forward-looking technologies. VP & GM of #HPE Ezmeral, Mohan Rajagopalan, gives us a sneak peek: https://t.co/dDekVBuc0l #ML #AI #datascience #analytics

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@ManiyarShyam @yashsmaniyar @Stanford Congratulations to Yash & proud parents!

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@squarecog @missingreadme That’s a book in itself. Paging @sogrady 😄

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

Hmmm. I witnessed the renaming of Hadoop World to Strata Data & Hadoop Summit to Data Summit (or something). What’s Confluent trying to tell us here?

[Chris @criccomini]

Hey Y'all, it's time to submit your Kafka Summit^H^H^H^H^HCurrent presentations!

They've also got this cool office hours thing to help speakers be successful. More details on all this stuff here:

https://t.co/pj2MUdH0WU

And here:

https://t.co/GGC8nCBWQF

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

@adrianco Congratulations on your retirement!

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

Seconded. Name of the event: LTE (aka Reverse ETL) 😄

[Dmitriy Ryaboy 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @squarecog]

Event proposal: top data eng shitposters on Twitter, in a room, apps/drinks, $200 donation to a nonprofit TBD per head, no recording equipment allowed.

[Milind Bhandarkar @techmilind]

Database twitter is the best twitter. Elon may not agree, but that’s worth spending $44B on 😄

[Pat Helland @PatHelland]

@pbailis @joe_hellerstein No. Just that I remain older than @joe_hellerstein and he remains older than @pbailis. That's a lifetime commitment.