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[(ง •̀_•́)ง @Chrises77o7]

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[catarina @frutilleria]

BRO HE ATE MY PUSSY 3 TIMES AND IM FUCKING ON MY PERIOD LMFAOOOO WHAT A MAN

[Monei @Monei_selflove]

I’m this childish idc 🤣🤣🤣

[Tigo @TigoODonnell]

People are gonna slowly realize more & more you cannot budget your way out if the current state of the economy no matter how much fat you try to cut.

[pau @316REIGNS]

what is his problem 😭😭

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

He literally wakes up everyday and does the coolest thing ever.

[f @faavouurrr]

That shit says FOX news ??

[CAP Wrestling News - Combat Associated Press @CAPWrestleNews]

🚨 BREAKING: WrestleMania 43 Reportedly Set to Move to Houston

Following recent security concerns in Saudi Arabia, a source within WWE has reportedly confirmed that the company is seriously considering moving WrestleMania 43 to Houston, Texas.

Sources further claim that the move would make The Rock “almost guaranteed” to appear on the show, with a strong possibility of him competing in the main event.

The development comes after The Rock has reportedly been lobbying WWE to recreate WrestleMania 17 as a “live-action remake.”

Ironically, WrestleMania 17 took place in Houston.

In related news, LA Knight is reportedly expected to win the World Heavyweight Championship at Money in the Bank, shave his head bald, and go on to face The Rock at WrestleMania.

[Renie 🦋 @Renie_ch]

is anal squirting a thing or did i just shyt in this ngga bed 🤔🤔

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

ppl who can drive while the seat belt noise is going off are psychopaths

[Steven Lubka ☀️ @DzambhalaHODL]

We did it, we finally did it

[( 〃．．) vix 🔞 @vixspit]

putting "good at driving in cyberpunk 2077" on my resume

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Just found out my coworker has colon cancer stage 3.

She’s fucking 25 dude.

Fuck cancer. This shit just broke me.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: The Trump administration announces state-run media, similar to Russia and North Korea, launching "Trump TV," its own 24/7 streaming channel of the administration's remarks and events, going live tonight at 7 PM and claiming "just the news that matters most - straight from the Trump Administration."

This is the first time in US history an American president has launched a formal state-media channel in his own name.

It comes 3 days after the White House banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico, and hours after the five-network TV pool stopped covering Trump's events in response, leaving a White House event today with video but no sound. The White House is now broadcasting the president itself.

[Ivania🤍 @Tomatohoe65]

Bought some arm weights yall bouta see my w the sexist arms soon

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

woke up with nauseating cramps so i made my mom drive me to the doctors . they told me i have a bruised cervix and mom looked at me like this the entire drive home

[(ง •̀_•́)ง @Chrises77o7]

Gas is too expensive

[Ryan™ @RyanTmYt]

Merci à Palworld d’avoir préparé le terrain pour Pokémon. Ils ont littéralement fait LE jeu que tous les fans de la licence voulaient.

C’est le jeu Pokémon qu’on a jamais eu.

(Cette séquence est légendaire)

[moejave @moejavem2]

me when my coworkers are tryna convince me to cover their shift

[XBOX🕊️🕊️🕊️ @xboxanimee]

“he was upset about his dead 2nd wife and would’ve been basically hate fucking his other wife so he graciously went to a brothel to abuse a sex worker instead, he’s so thoughtful” 😭