Chrishaslam

Freelance Journalist - tech, audio, lifestyle, health and interiors, not always in that order. contributing editor for WIRED UK. Out of date website = busy

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Every single price rise issued by a large corporation should be preceded by a 3,000 Word document explaining why they can't dip into their profits, and detailing what the money will be spent on, down to the last penny.

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@ZiaYusufUK Dog whistling again

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@JuliaHB1 @Nigel_Farage I’m embarrassed for you and your family.

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@TiceRichard @nadhimzahawi You are a moron.

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@nw_nicholas Don’t tease me

[David @Zero_4]

Isabel Oakeshott on Nigel Farage buying a £1.4m house: “I honestly don’t see why it’s anyone’s business. Why should people know how he paid?”

Isabel Oakeshott on Angela Rayner buying a 2nd home: “I smell a massive rat. How on earth has she raised the money to buy a £800k flat?”

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

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@NadineDorries I’m embarrassed for you. Oh no, wait, no

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Nigel Farage has 5 houses.

Zack Polanski lives in a house share with 5 other people.

The media is trying to tell you Zack is the problem.

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@toadmeister Stop it. 🤡

[Doogs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Doogsta]

Remember and use this special ballot box if your thinking of voting for Reform UK on Thursday 👍

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Open to Vance coming here to campaign for Farage like he did Orban…

Worked a treat.

[Earth @earthcurated]

NOT FLAT…

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@OliverJHaslam Luton

[Walthamstow Football Club @walthamstowfc]

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1.

This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities.

Even we'd beat Spurs...

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@7IM37 @CambridgeAudio @WIRED It's hugely impressive still

[Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01]

When I find myself in times of trouble, Jenrick’s promoted over me, I’m completely fucking useless, 30p 🎶

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@yasisalek 🤣

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@CountBinface 👏👏👏

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

My roomba just beat me to a Cheeto that I dropped on the floor.

This is how the war against machines begins