Chrissy

love that for me

[james @jms_tny]

I need to speak my truth. I do not need Kelly Killoren Bensimon in any RHONY revival programming and think she kills the vibe

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[Chrissy @Chrissy_Ainsley]

@cullenoncurling So touching it with his finger (before the tee line) is considered cheating?

[Chrissy @Chrissy_Ainsley]

@Devin_Heroux Is it on CBC gem? I don’t see it on TV anywhere

[Chrissy @Chrissy_Ainsley]

@kisscoball Under any other presidency I’d go to NYC… you’d think he’d have at least one Canada stop 💔

[Chrissy @Chrissy_Ainsley]

@hazehrrys Why do people think he’s doing a regular tour or other cities in 2027?

[erika @yeeeerika]

will there be ginger ale at the function or should we pre

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Merry Christmas Eve 🎄

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i find ur lack of whimsy quite disturbing

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

whoever salts the fries at McDonald's needs to come do the roads

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

$600 in Sephora? yay sounds fun
$600 on tires? the end of the world

[Chrissy @Chrissy_Ainsley]

@gibsonoma @people Any word on Paige??

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

[Chrissy @Chrissy_Ainsley]

@grandslamcurl Lmao why steinbach and not Winnipeg????