Christa Gavril

Vancouver

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I really want a roomba. I think it would be nice to have a robot friend to talk to who is also my servant

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I know relationships make you weak because I went 10 months sleeping alone this year, totally fine! no big deal! but now 3 nights without my boyfriend and I’m stacking pillows next to me in the shape of a human body, like a lunatic

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

Who actually has a symmetrical face? Show me

[trish @trishandchipz]

dear god, beer me the strength

[Christa Gavril @ChristaGavril]

#NewProfilePic

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

What are the side effects of vibing

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

got an email

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

every monday for 2 hours I have my lil glass of wine and my lil reality dating show and I turn my brain off and just think about matt james and it’s more effective than meditation

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I know there’s a lot going on this year but I think it’s really important that we as a society do not gloss over Chris Harrison writing what appears to be an erotic novel

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Count 👏🏿 Every 👏🏿 Vote 👏🏿 We’ll 👏🏿 Wait .

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes i’ll turn my location off so maybe my friends will be like ooh what’s this shady bitch up to? and really im just crying on the floor of my shower

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

Clare said “my mom is dying” and he said “excuse me let me finish my point about how you’re immature” dude men are........ something else

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖎 @chelsi_1975]

and that’s that on that

[pj @pjayevans]

shit is wild

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like that saying you want to “jump someone” could mean you want to have sex with them OR that you want to fight them. so versatile. the two genders

[Christa Gavril @ChristaGavril]

PSA: it is 2020 and there are hovercrafts at Wreck Beach

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

JK Rowling’s an idiot I could’ve written those stupid books in my sleep

[Christa Gavril @ChristaGavril]

is there an app that stops you from doing stupid shit when you’re a couple ronas deep? asking for a friend

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

our moods rn seem to be