Contestant #9
Power Play
1oz northland vodka
1oz frangelico
1oz broVo chocolate liqueur
Splash of cream
Line glass with chocolate sauce
@MarkDParrish#briansstillwater
We will be dead and gone by then... but wow did we fuck up this planet. We blew it. Everyone treats everyone like shit, we don’t respect the earth, we don’t respect mankind, we had a chance...
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”