Friday night debates...
Me: Michael, would you eat a @McDonalds McRib if I paid you $5?
@ProllyDarst: No.
Me: Would you eat it for $20?
Michael: Honestly, I’d do it for $10.
Monkee and I just finished @jvn book and WOW what a journey! Thank you for telling your story. Here is my little “bug” who got me through my early 20’s when I was deff not responsible enough to get a pet... Guess we have that in common. 😂
This is Major and Champ. They are the dogs of @JoeBiden and @DrBiden. Champ has already been to the White House, but Major hasn’t yet. Champ can’t wait to show him around. Both 14/10 would be an honor to pet
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.
The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.
I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
My twin nephews win Halloween. These guys know a thing or two about #freakyfast delivery - they arrived 3 months early and spent 85 days in the NICU. They came home just in time to rock their @jimmyjohns costumes. Someone get their tired parents a sub! 😂
The makers of #cutiesnetflix should be in jail. Period. There is no discussion. The decision to run this film makes me seriously question the ethics of @netflix leadership team. How could you let this happen? #unacceptable
Who is watching #SellingSunset on @netflix because I need to vent about how terrible it was for Christine to make a real live zebra sit through her engagement party. 👿🦓
@KFC My hardworking sister (teacher & expecting mom!), Abby Kaiser, at Uplift Luna in Dallas, used #KentuckyFriedKaiser as her wedding hashtag. She ❤️s 🍗 and deserves to win the #KFCback2school#sweepstakes ! 😊🤞🏼