Christi Craddick (parody)

I run Texas oil & gas with my Daddy’s help.

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

Proud to seek a third term so we can keep Craddick Corruption alive and well in Texas! xoxo, Christi.

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

I need to find a new dry cleaners in Tarrytown. I accidentally lost my shit and threw all my clothes at the Jack Brown desk worker a few weeks ago. She called 911. Where do they just count your items for you? It’s hard when I run out of fingers. #txlege

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@davejarrott @scottbraddock Ewwww

[memento mori @TrueTXProtect]

Someone should ask @coveytx about that DTL $50,000 and how he feels about the controversy over Jonathan Stickland meeting Fuentes. Including his support from Chair @MattRinaldiTX who also was at the meeting.
@OrangeLeader_Tx @12NewsNow @BmtEnterprise @BeaumontNews
#txlege

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@TrueTXProtectTX Time to get rid of daddy and his buddies.

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@justinaholland @TrueTXProtectTX

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@TonyGonzales4TX @TrueTXProtectTX I miss him.

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@3SeveralDays @TrueTXProtectTX @TheBackMic Where is @elonmusk when you need him?

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@TrueTXProtectTX @yaf @LeadershipInst @yct What is the legal requirement for claiming an endorsement? Consenting to a picture together?

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@monica4congress @TrueTXProtectTX But will you stand up against the current GOP leadership (specifically the SREC) who refuse to condemn the Stickland, MQS, True Texas, TPPF propaganda?

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@TrueTXProtectTX @TexasScorecard @RepStickland @MQSullivan At least nobody knows what the Railroad Commission does.

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@Toth_4_Texas @SpeakerJohnson I wish I had a wife barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen.

[HawkDunlap @HawkDunlap]

Spent all day meeting with landowners concerned about American energy independence. And honored to receive the award for the scariest costume award. #EFT #txlege

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@Sarah4RRC We’ve moved on to renovating daddy’s lake house!

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@Sarah4RRC But it’s great at giving $OXY subsidies in the Permian, which is good for my pocketbook.

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@HawkDunlap @txrrc GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!!!

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@douglewinenergy Not my fault! It’s the windmills!

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@Mollyploofkins Isn’t it sad people can’t be closet smokers in peace?

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@RobertKennedyJr If anyone can do it, you can Bobby!

[Christi Craddick (parody) @ChristiParody]

@Sarah4RRC @racheladhe @MitchellFerman @CrowleyKev I’m mad you looked that good on top of it.