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Taking life one step at a time with one eye looking for humor in everyday things and the other eye slapping its neighbor for being distracted.

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@altafiberstatus Outage in 45243 (downtown Madeira)? I can't find anything and your support line just gives me a busy signal.

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@willard2022 @AdamVanBavel @allenanalysis Look beyond just today. Try one month or YTD and it isn’t so pretty.

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@LeeCZ73 @kpomerleau The trade war is just chaos for the sake of chaos. What victory do you think he achieved?

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@BraaadWx @Local12 Felt and heard the rumble outside of Ripley, OH. Thought something exploded nearby and didn’t even think of an earthquake.

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@chiefoliver @GovMikeDeWine @OHdeptofhealth ...and if it does, it just shows these were the right calls to make. That is the bizarre aspect to a health emergency. If you "overreact" you have a much better chance of improving the outcome which at the surface makes the reaction look like an overreaction in hindsight.

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When did Comedy Central become a news outlet?#IowaCaucusDisaster

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Love the new @NebraskaTourism campaign. Fantastic state to visit, although I am biased as I have only travelled across it on backroads! #Nebraska #VisitNebraska

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Maybe all interactions should be limited to 180 characters. We'll see. #myfirsttweet