Christian

Be who you needed when you were younger...

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

My job includes,
You: Rum and Coke.
Me: single or double?
You: huh?
Me: the drink?
You: huh?
Me: how many shots?
You: no a rum and Coke.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@BurgerKing 27 years. Y’all did that dude dirty. #Boycott

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@mercedeskj @michaelschwab13 @robwormald Fuck you

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@i9x6FN @realDonaldTrump Byeeeee

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

I’ve had my girlfriend in my phone as “roommate” for longer than I probably should....

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@Logic301 Debut Book supermarket is probably one of the most phenomenal reads you will find. Big ups and vibes to you my dude. Thank you for the experience. Keep grinding man.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@KayZeeJay1 @PfeifferTara #whatDatMouthDo!?

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

i landed guys. thank you for your prayers. can't believe how many people wished death on me on this website. fuck you. but not today

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@princesserynn Just seeing this. I’ll be in Monmouth today from 7-8pm ;)

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

Level of comfort between my girlfriend and I: Emily with a mouth full of oatmeal cream pie, “I have to poop!” Slides on the hardwood floor with her socks towards the bathroom.... she’s such a G.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@YaBoyLiveAction @KayZeeJay1 Kaz set me up to get my booty hole touched by Michael Cera’s look alike. Michael Jackson voice having mother fucker. “You don’t climb trees little boy?”

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

Rainy days make me happy.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@ivyjean97 I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@ShiftyShultz @KazzyOfficial Does Panda Express and cereal count....? Oh Fuck.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

Applied to Zumiez, I’m lifting everyday, and I work nights at a bar.... omg.... I’m turning into @KazzyOfficial..... @ShiftyShultz help....

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

Just to go on record, it has just occurred to me that people from Monmouth act more gangster than people from Aurora... and there are actual gangs here... your mothers should have hugged you less.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@djcook6rings Miss you padre!

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

Planet fitness hydro bed after workout > pussy.
I stand by this statement.

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@Francesca247 He misses you more

[Christian @ChristianB_5]

@Francesca247 I gotchu boo