Christian Sanford

I'm a creep

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

Em; you've left quite a scar

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

If you don't like the Rattpack we probably hurt your ego😈

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

I wanna drop acid in the Redwood Forest.

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

" I guess the neighbors think I'm selling dope" 😈

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

I'm glad I'm finally at that age where my friends mom offers me a shot😂

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

"Dad, I got my side chick pregnant" The reaction though LMAO 😳😂😂😂 https://t.co/4ZUqgKY0Nt

[Mads @maddy_nagler]

I want to go on a road trip so I can just rock out to Pearl Jam the whole time!

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

@landonchawkins hey I made sure she was safe on the roof😂😛

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

@MartinRianne duh😈

[Landon Cole Hawkins @landonchawkins]

That girl is a...

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

Working at 5 a.m. every Saturday is significantly reducing my Friday night beer consumption.

[Christian Sanford @ChristianDsan]

Friday nights are when I miss good ol' @bret_martin333 the most🍻

[RUSS @russdiemon]

A lot can happen in a year

[DailySexSupply 📦 @DailySexSupply]

Possibly the greatest intro to a porno ever

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the squad shows up to the party 😂 https://t.co/5B6ooO95yG