malibu carbie 🍒

no religion but my name christian

[biscotti @sirensomnia]

how it feels to order a drink at dinner with ur parents

[…boo @pullmypiercing]

People born on feb 9th

[໊ @dojadiary]

this interaction 😭😭 twitter hall of fame if you ask me

[Entanglement @rillsrillest]

This bitch singing about ohio

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

my great great grandfather at Ellis Island:

[malibu carbie 🍒 @ChristianGlista]

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[malibu carbie 🍒 @ChristianGlista]

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[malibu carbie 🍒 @ChristianGlista]

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[malibu carbie 🍒 @ChristianGlista]

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[malibu carbie 🍒 @ChristianGlista]

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[Gizmo 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

The song that will play when every AI data centre on earth has been destroyed and every billionaire is dead

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

me this month

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

me when i see a gag

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

Not being able to envision any sort of future for yourself

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

my bag was the first one to come out at baggage claim

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[bophie @sophiabophia47]

It’s 100 degrees, everything is AI, my fruit gives me diarrhea, the air is unbreathable, and weed is still illegal

[facetune monkey @hoodpantheress]

replied using “furthermore” in my work email

[jack @jackhw_]

british people at the end of their texts