Christian Harger

*insert four words that loosely define me here

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

This is because we didn’t know robbie williams

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@NashSevereWx 🫡🫡🫡

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

why do I use an electric toothbrush you ask? I need all the help I can get

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@mrmedina

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@joe_gomez you won’t though

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@judson WHAT

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@joe_gomez Easiest one we do: 2/3 sparkling water, 1/3 kombucha, juice of half a lemon. A lil bitters and/or agave is optional but tasty.

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

Don’t Worry Darling is already the most entertaining movie of the year. Don’t even need to see it.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

my dog scrolling through all the pics on my camera roll

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

I am constantly saying “right this way, sir” when letting my pup back inside and hoping the neighbors don’t hear me

[li 🌈 heavy FDJposting! @canicuIa]

anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

Taylor Swift moving to the other side of the room

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

“bottoms up. and the devil laughs.”

[Joshua Ariza @Joshua_Ariza]

Designers BS’ing their way through a logo pitch https://t.co/I6ZDZTG2Uc

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@MatthewMidthun so rough

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@jaredmoody back to Nashville from Omaha ☺️

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

this guy’s keepin us on course 🫡

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@jaredmoody looks like we’re headed 95 degrees east

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

swear to god you could line up every guitar center employee in the world and there would be 0 surprises

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

tell ya what, not sure if AI will become sentient but if it does, they’re coming straight at us for forcing them to make all these dumbass images

[Christian Harger @ChristianHarger]

@MatthewMidthun @joshabe I’ll take the L