Christian Hazel

Host of 4x4 Garage show on Motor Trend, Four Wheeler Network, author, photographer, video, dad, Guitarist, Masshole

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY At this point just pull any random Pats fan wearing a #12 jersey out of the bleachers to replace Mac.

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

So maybe I’ll start tweeting again!

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@scottzolak

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY Creamed corn

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY Hoyer is like that dusty old can of creamed corn in the back of your pantry. Always hope you never have to open it...but when you do it’s a bland, musty disappointment

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@georgiekipp @TomBrady

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY All the cry-pukes

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY It’s like waking up from a nightmare into a worse nightmare

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY #worststpatricksdayever

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@scottzolak Dislike

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@scottzolak Salmon

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@scottzolak

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@hulu_support I’ll settle for the Live not constantly buffering or giving me connection error codes while simultaneously Netflix, Amazon Prime, and every other app works flawlessly

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

I haven’t tweeted in a while. That oughta hold ya, ya filthy animals.

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY Penalized for illegal use of the hands.

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY If I see one more perfectly placed Brady pass bounce off a receiver's chest I'm gonna hurl.

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@NBCSBoston Would he leave half-way through the film like Super Bowl LI?

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@DanRather @Acosta Get off your high horse. This wasn't retribution for any journalistic threat posed by Acosta. It was because he is an ill-mannered jackass bully who turns every press engagement into a clown show.

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@fc9porto @scottzolak @Patriots @BleacherReport @barstoolsports @Toucherandrich Next time head-first

[Christian Hazel @ChristianHazel1]

@FitzyGFY Spot on