Christian Martek

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

The Kid Laroy just ate at my restaurant

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

Put that pressure on, then disappear for awhile. Stay toxic for fun 🤩 😂

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

Called my Mom for Mother’s Day and asked her plans. “I’m spending the day watching biography’s of powerful women.”

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

With enough prep time, do you think Batman could defeat Godzilla?

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

What’s up with the sun today?

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

“I want my bootyhole to smell like an ancient library”….-A close friend of mine

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

Bhanu is absolutely weak. My guy, you cannot go on a competition show and then ask your competition to teach you how to play🤦🏼‍♂️ that being said, I’m comfortably sitting on my couch, stress free; what do I know? #Survivor46

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

If Julie makes it to the final 3, she wins #Survivor45

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

I could buy so much Gum

[jos @josiahhughes]

way too big

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

Gen V is exactly as unhinged as I expected, and @BroadwayLizze is spectacular. 10/10 show so far

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me nd my boo after a glass of wine

[the girl reading this :) @bexual_healing]

if your comms director looks like this all your meetings are structured, your 1-1s are actually about you and your career progression, and you aren’t receiving emails after hours I can tell you that for free

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

Wasn’t going to post it but here’s some context.

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

Holy hell I dodged a giant Bullet tonight 😳😳 and this is why you stay your ass at home and get to know someone before you invite them over

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

magic mike 4: of mike and men

[Christian Martek @ChristianMartek]

Pirates of the Caribbean.
terrible films series. But also best? But also best.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Do I agree with Mitch McConnell on everything? No.

But is he a human who deserves our respect as he recovers? Hard no.