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[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

I am content in here. I have friends.

The food is good. All is well.

Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.

[Damon Moore @DamonMoore21]

Tulsi Gabbard is trending so I thought I’d bring this masterpiece back to the timeline

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Every 5 minutes!

[Cπ @ChristianPyle44]

@mamberpete The United States is not a democracy it’s a constitutional republic. This allows the protection of minorities and does not allow mob rule. Which is why the electoral college is so important and I think people keep forgetting that

[Casper @LukeMcKinney370]

That handshake is almost as bad as his campaign

[Bellator MMA @BellatorMMA]

1️⃣ fight. 2️⃣ men. 3️⃣ + years in the making.

Take a look back at #Bellator243 and @MikeChandlerMMA vs. Benson Henderson 2️⃣.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our highest respect to the family of David Dorn, a Great Police Captain from St. Louis, who was viciously shot and killed by despicable looters last night. We honor our police officers, perhaps more than ever before. Thank you!

[Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis]

Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile

[Casper @LukeMcKinney370]

Trump - $1,000
Bern - $2,000
@ChristianPyle44 - Do I hear $3,000?

[Somer Rose🌹 @GrahamSomer]

We are fucked and I will tell you why. Everyone decided to go on spring break. Now you’re all at the beaches partying together and you’re all going to bring corona virus back to your towns when you go home. I hate u all.

[Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig]

For my fantasy football punishment, I will be attempting the Waffle House challenge.

I must stay in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle I eat, an hour is subtracted from my sentence. Please join me on this journey.

[Michael DeSantis @mdesantis24]

INTERVIEW: Evan Elder discusses #ShamrockFC327 fight with Orell Fisher, his UFC aspirations and roadmap to getting there, training at Sanford MMA and more: https://t.co/a72QxSTbK3

[Michael Chandler @MikeChandlerMMA]

If you’ve drilled it 10,000 times in practice...it will come out in the fight.
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Great work with the young gun @ElderEvan
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See you at the top!
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🎥: @beafraidmovie speedwellmedia https://t.co/oFUAHBRJt2

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Cπ @ChristianPyle44]

@DevinListon @drewbesand I couldn’t agree more. College degrees are useless! Only stupid people have them am I right

[Tariq Rauf @tariqrauf]

I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed