Christie

current occupation: dead hooker, formerly: manhattan escort

[Christie @Christie_ESCORT]

@AdventRayne @InTheShadeYT Per Epic’s promotional disclaimer, Ezio will first be available via purchasing the game, and will subsequently be released in the Fortnite item shop. No one knows when though.

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@firemonkey The shop preview for Stingray was updated earlier this year as well. Now that the bling is updated, should we expect it to make a return to the shop anytime soon?

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@WootingKB Are pre-sales expected to open the first half or second half of Sept?

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@ShiinaBR @FNinformation @ShiinaBR does this mean Sting Wray is coming back?

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@ShiinaBR @FNinformation Does this mean Stingray is coming back?

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@ShiinaBR +1 Greek Mythology

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@FortniteINTEL @LeakySussed @HYPEX The King and Queen playing cards... so good.

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@AngryPatBateman Impressive. That note paper... Does it have a watermark?

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Looking for my friend. Pls help
MISSING PERSON:
- Goes by Sabrina
- Not quite blonde
- Likes to eat asshole

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If only I had some rocks to throw when Patrick used excessive forceplay 🚔 🚨

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Just wondering if I'm allowed to touch the new watch @AppIeOfflciaI

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Riddle me this - what serves as a tool and a sex toy, and rhymes with schaimsaw?

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Pet peeve: people who say "These stairs are killing me" when they aren't event being chased.

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Happy Valentines Day

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@NotBateman Try sagittal plane swipes. This plane cuts the body in halves through the midline, thus avoiding hair and brain fragments.

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Remeber this Valentines Day, the fastest way to a woman's heart is through her chest plate.

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Do you even kill escorts anymore?@AngryPatBateman

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I would like to see more GoPros attached to chainsaws (preferably ones being used to chase hookers).

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I don't see people rioting in the streets when @AngryPatBateman puts me in a choke hold.... #ForearmPlay

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Exhausted from Black Friday. Those guys really know how to turn me out.