Christina Jacquelyn Calph

Actress. Creator of @comedypoleshow & @the_Armando_improv_show

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10 points to Gryffindor. ⭐️🤪

A clip for the famous Comedy Pole Show. 🥳🪄

Hogwarts After Dark!! 😈🌕✨

Hermione : Christina Calph @christinacalph
Cho Chang : stephn.08
Professor Snape : @daniel_a_gr

#poledance
#harrypotter
#christinacalph

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Girls who hype up other girls >>> 🙌 🙌🙌💞💞💞🥳🥳🥳

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@guyfromkcmo It’s fun 🤪🤪

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Details below ⬇️ Pain is beauty baby, pain is beauty!! 🥶🥶🥶🥳🥳🥳

The famous ice facial depuffs and tightens your skin.

My approach is:

* 10–15 seconds per dunk
* Come up and breathe for a few seconds
* Repeat 2–4 times

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How did I do this!?

⭐️6 days a week of heavy lifting
⭐️Started eating for my health as opposed for fun.
⭐️I drink 100 ounces of water a day.
⭐️ I quit alcohol and diet sodas for the most part 😉😜
⭐️ I try to eat nothing processed.
Anywho… dis me now!! Woohoo!! 🥳💞

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I always love when legends make an appearance on Comedy Pole Show 🤪🥳🤩 I ♥️ @Rosie

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I mean… probably??!? 🤪🤪🥳🥳💞💞💞

Based on a true story, thanks @alikresta for the insp0! 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣💞💞

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Some of the celebrity impressions from my character reel. 😂😂😂

What you think? Do you think I nailed it???? 🤪🤪

Kim Cattrall
Anna Faris
Britney Spears
Don Corleone
Marilyn Monroe
Drew Barrymore
Jennifer Coolidge
Phoebe Waller-Bridge

#comedy #christinacalph

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She’s an acquired taste. 👅

I loved Yoko Ono exhibit at The Broad it was fantastic!!I highly recommend it. She was a pioneer artist. I really think she was a huge factor in the peace, love and harmony movement in the 60’s.

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8. Binaural beats specifically for the eye as well as full cell regeneration, healing
9. Visualizing how I want my eyesight to be.

Fin 🐣

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5. I take supplements like A reds, prenatal, magesium, co q 10, vitamin C
6. Light walking everyday while I wasn’t able to workout. I try not to sit too long.
7. Staying off screens as much as possible.
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4. Focusing on eating foods with beta carotene’s, lutein & Zeaxanthin and omega 3 fatty acids - ie. salmon, sweet mini bell peppers, carrots, eggs, avocado, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, spinach and kale, chia seeds
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1. 100 ounces of water a day
2. Saffron threads, tumeric, black pepper and cinnamon tea - I’ll post video of me making this
3. Collagen with 8 ounces of almond milk
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I had my scleral buckle removed from my left eye. I will be out of commission for two months to allow my retinal to fully heal but I l
wanted to give my eye the best chance to get its vision back.

Here is what I do to try to improve the vision in healing eye.
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Recovering from eye surgery for a couple months. 💕💕 Not much to do so trying on bikinis for Pirate summer.
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I would consider this aging sexily 🤪🥳💞💫 #fitness

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@mercedesbenzusa My 2025 GLC suffered a catastrophic MBUX blackout while driving. Mercedes-Benz of Buffalo is acting in bad faith, denying my warranty and pushing a new sale. I cannot get through to your 1-800 line. Please provide a Case Manager immediately for this safety defect

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HARVEY GUILLÉN, MATT WALSH & MORE ON THE ARMANDO IMMIGRANT RIGHTS BENEFIT SHOW SATURDAY!! - https://t.co/vGMlusOpEg

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HARVEY GUILLÉN, MATT WALSH & MORE ON THE ARMANDO IMMIGRANT RIGHTS BENEFIT SHOW SATURDAY!! - https://t.co/aqG1zqH5vW

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MATT WALSH, ANDY DALY & MORE ON THE ARMANDO IMMIGRANT RIGHTS BENEFIT SHOW 6/21!! - https://t.co/sP13JTlx6y