guyfromkcmo

🌹Social and Fiscal Progressive, Pro-Choice #BidenHarris2020 #AOC2024 #Title2 #NetNeutrality. Omnivore not vegan.

[John Swartzwelder @JJSwartzwelder]

Dr. Joyce Brothers appears on @thesimpsons (Nice lady)

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

@JJSwartzwelder @TheSimpsons Doris Grau!

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

@JJSwartzwelder @TheSimpsons I was born a week and 3 days following this. 😆

[John Swartzwelder @JJSwartzwelder]

Before I wrote @thesimpsons I was a TV star.
Here I am starring as "3rd Soldier From the Left" in the very funny Saturday Night Live Sketch "Target Earth" (Feb. 22, 1986) written by the great Jim Downey. Also featured, besides me, are Jay Leno, Robert Downey Jr and Randy Quaid

[John Swartzwelder @JJSwartzwelder]

Not @thesimpsons but here's a still from the first thing I ever got on television: a sketch called "Those Unlucky Andersons" on Saturday Night Live (Nov. 16, 1985) featuring Chevy Chase, Anthony Michael Hall, Nora Dunn, Joan Cusack and Jon Lovitz. Was any beginner ever so lucky?

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

@ChristinaCalph I exfoliate and moisturize every morning. I might add this to the routine at some point. 😆

[Alice in Chains @AliceInChains]

Our friend @LarsUlrich joined us on stage at our show in Copenhagen 20 yeas ago today for “Man in the Box.” It was a great night and an amazing crowd…were you there?

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

Happy Birthday @kleinrock!

[Al Jean @AlJean]

They’re saying Boooooooooo-urns sir.

[Alice in Chains @AliceInChains]

Happy Birthday, Sean.

📷: Todd Shuss

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

@LinkedIn So now you're refusing to let people login who are using a secure core VPN. Wow. Just accelerate your own demise.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

I don't want his face on my passport.
I don't want his face anywhere,not even on his head.
Possible exception being urinal cakes in every public restroom.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

bruh

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

.@NewDominionPict I recently discovered "Diagnosis Unknown" on @Tubi. I love it. I miss simple documentary episodics like this. It's not hammed up at all the way anything in the same genre or whatnot *always* is now. It's perfect. https://t.co/WdhRGYKvmN

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

Spirit Airlines collapsed at 3AM on May 2nd. I just pledged to help build Spirit 2.0 — a people-owned airline. One member, one vote. Join us. https://t.co/2r9WsACBgK

[guyfromkcmo @guyfromkcmo]

Spirit Airlines collapsed at 3AM on May 2nd. I just pledged to help build Spirit 2.0 — a people-owned airline. One member, one vote. Join us. https://t.co/2r9WsAC3rc

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

It’s 4/20 and I’m getting excited for a big win tomorrow!

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

You all started it and we fucking finished it.

[Dana VanEffen @DanaVanEffen906]

@adamwren @playbookdc @ThirdWayTweet @AbdulElSayed @hasanthehun Fuck Third way

[Alice in Chains @AliceInChains]

Happy Birthday, Mike. 🖤

📷: @rocky_schenck