David Christmas

Former clown. Flammable. Loves the Cotswolds, real ale, & fine printing. Works at the Toast Marketing Board. Lives in Ambridge. Views are mostly someone else's.

[PJ Crook @drpjcrook]

Depicting the joy I feel at having the most precious treasure in my studio house, a family of Ukrainian refugees, three beautiful children a little girl aged 1 and her two brothers 7 and 12 with their Mum and Dad. They arrived after a three day drive.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'struthonian' (1960s): one who ignores unwelcome facts and buries their head in the sand. From the Latin 'struthio', 'ostrich'.

[Kaisha Bennett @kaishaabennett]

Only my dad would bring what he thought was a camping chair all the way to Knebworth for LG but turns out it’s actually a washing line 🙃 @liamgallagher #Knebworth

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

I may look at this picture every day for the rest of my life. 😊

[Gloucester Rugby 🍒 @gloucesterrugby]

An emphatic win at Kingsholm to end our season on a high note! 🤩

Thank you for your support this afternoon and all season long!

🍒 54 - 7 💫 | #GLOvSAR

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

First and last time I do acid.

[🗡️Charles Dagnall 🗡️ @CharlesDagnall]

Gloucester Services… can’t beat it…

[Peter White @PeterWhite78]

Flags & bunting up at @_KingsWalkGlos ready for the long weekend.

[Siddy Holloway @siddyholloway]

Hey everyone it’s @ChrisNixEsq birthday!!! This man hired me 7 years ago and has been a mentor, partner in grime and one of my best friends I have had in my life since! Happy birthday Chris!!! 🥳💕🎂🙌🏻

[David Christmas @ChristmasDavid]

We’re superstars!

[Jaq Flip @jaqflippy]

@ChristmasDavid I got num 1!!

[David Christmas @ChristmasDavid]

I got 1 and 2 right!

[Jaq Flip @jaqflippy]

@ChristmasDavid Norway!!😂👏🏻

[David Christmas @ChristmasDavid]

Who’s your money on?

[David Christmas @ChristmasDavid]

@jaqflippy are you watching SSJ?

[David Christmas @ChristmasDavid]

Yeah ! He got my vote. @ColinMurray

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Guess who’s back, back again. ⁦Colin’s back. Tell a friend! ⁦@ColinMurray⁩ 🥳

[Tim Rice @SirTimRice]

Grippingly interesting tweet about my latest podcast: 11 likes in 4 days.
Photo of my dog on a train: nearly 7000 likes in 5 hours. Next show will be Dogs: The Musical.

[Jasper Fforde @jasperfforde]

Somewhere, a young lady named Thursday will be celebrating her 19th birthday today, 14th April. She was the first Thursday named after Ms Next, but not the last. Happy Birthday, Thursday - I hope the name has worked well for you…

[Royal Museums Greenwich @RMGreenwich]

RMS Titanic sank #OnThisDay 110 years ago, in the early hours of the morning.

Over 1,500 lives were lost. #Titanic 1/4

[Dave Sumner Smith @davesumnersmith]

Which Tory donor company will be getting the contract for shipping refugees to Rwanda, do you think?

[High Sheriff of Warwickshire @highsheriffwar2]

Now it just remains for me to say goodbye and to thank everyone for their support and love over the past 12 months. It has been an extraordinary year and I feel incredibly lucky to have had the chance to serve my county and to meet so many wonderful people. 👋💕