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Geordie idiot, with two dogs.

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@TyneSnapper Any idea what’s happening to the area down there? Didn’t they rename to Glasshouse because Sage were supposed to sponsoring a new arena/conference place that was going to be built down there as well?

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@Memecastle_Utd Well, he did miss pre-season last year remember.

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@SkyNews @grok Will Sky be able to offer new HBO Max content, given that TNT/Discovery are also unveiling a HBO Max subscription from March 2026 in the UK?

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@POferriesupdate Afternoon, hope you're well. Was wondering when your Dover/Calais timetables for summer 2026 will be published? Apologies if you're not the right place to ask, but couldn't find anything in the FAQ on your website. Thanks.

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@tricky_tree From that screenshot, it looks like it’s on his hip and outside the box?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Onions

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@prigorodnoye @NUFC @samfendermusic Are you not a day early?

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@onthisGTFCday Actually remember being at this game. Beasant had a blinder in goal for you. Could only applaud the winner. Think we beat you 2-0 or 2-1 in the reverse fixture later in the season to guarantee our promotion.

[TheFastShow @TheFastShow1]

Fred Halibut and his Little Banjolele; Gett off
#thefastshow

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@sharrond62 Ah, you need to read the true story that inspired it. You’ll laugh lots. Mr @dannywallace is the real Yes Man.

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@AlexBirdNUFC @DailyNUFC_ 💯 Think he played in every position in the back 4 at some point for us, and across the midfield as well. Have a memory of him marking Francesco Totti out of a UEFA Cup game against Roma one year. Criminal when Souness sold him for just £1m

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@NUFCLC @DailyNUFC_ Perch was well out his depth when he first arrived. Remember him playing RB in the first 5 games of the 10/11 season, cos Simpson was injured, and got booked in all 5 to get a ban. Don’t think he played many after that. Was amazing the next season when got moved to CDM though.

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@Toonarmy160 You'll get an email through with a link to download a new one-off ticket to your wallet

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@S_Davisonn @matt_matt130467 @JPercyTelegraph Aye, think it was Bristol Rovers fans that gave him the 'tag' when he was on loan there, but our fans have definitely sang it a fair few times as well.

[Wolves @Wolves]

Please don't suffer in silence.

There is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 somebody that will listen.

[Heron ⚫️⚪️⚫️ @DavidHeron17]

I na yer a woman man 😂

#NUFC

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"VAR is a disgrace. Before, you'd call the referee a w*nker. Now you have to call 3 anonymous people w*nkers. The game's gone."

"Directing our hatred at faceless people 300 miles away to cover up for our own failings. They're turning us in to the Daily Mail!"

Pundits on VAR

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@BrittanyFerries Great stuff. Thanks for the quick response, appreciate it.

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@BrittanyFerries Afternoon, hope you’re well. Jumping the gun a bit here, but wondered if there’s a rough period for when your timetable for summer 2025 will be released? Thanks.

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@thomashammond__ Superb. Yet my one of my favourite parts of that goal has always been that tiny extra touch by Gordon to keep the ball in play in the build up