Chris Allen

It’s not the years it’s the mileage. Be warned, I won’t return your Tupperware. Vincit omnia veritas. Above average Small Forward, below average Outfielder.

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

Everything is a Thin Client now.

Do not sleep on this! The piece of glass and metal in our pocket could change just as fast as our browsers, search engines, and skinny jeans did.

This is the first credible threat to Apple and Googles duopoly.

https://t.co/4CMkW9EM7k

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

Netflix Kids account…….but you can block shows so they don’t ever show up again.

Name your price.

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

Its underwhelming to be so overly underrated 😇😈 MICHAEL tonight at midnight ATL time

☦️: https://t.co/94pLaLfPfk

[Jacob Shamsian ⚖️ @JayShams]

Great example of how crypto is a powerful tool that's changing the world 👇👇

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

@MichaelWarbur17 @profgalloway My rule, you’ve gotta show it to a 13 year old boy, and if he laughs you can’t do it.

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

Mike: Amazing shot from DiVincenzo. He’s been keeping them in for this whole run.
Jeff: Yes, but don’t you guys hate the new tops on beer cans? Remember when you used to have to pull the whole top off.
Mark: That’s right Jeff, and it’s why Curry is the best shooter ever.
#nba

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

STATLER: why do you think he called it twitter blue?

WALDORF: because his rockets all blue up! ha ha ha ha

ELON: you’ll regret saying that after i’ve given you the worst punishment of all: free memberships to my company

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

The Irish president's desk is a thing of beauty.

And he tidies it for no man.

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

Amazon Sidewalk's network coverage just got a major upgrade! Discover how this game-changer is revolutionizing the IoT landscape, enhancing connectivity, and sparking innovation.

#OwnThePipes
#AmazonSidewalk
#IoT
#SmartDevices

https://t.co/xcgDYqtsZW

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

@iamdulma @eriktorenberg My circle talks about this all the time. Most networks only surface podcasts you should listen to, not episodes you’d find valuable. Definitely a space for this.

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

https://t.co/zqDxDwXIzb

[Neel Kashkari @neelkashkari]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In 2017 I compared Bitcoin to Beanie Babies
My apology to Beanie Babies is long overdue

#FedValentines

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

And overnight, it feels as if @Google has been poorly managed for a decade.

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

@blairenns Steadily increasing over here too. Just as bad on LinkedIn. Everyone getting sold some C- level “internet marketing via cold email outreach course” with garbage templates then spamming everyone they can find. I regularly get multiples per week with the same subject and content.

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

@kylascan Had a bad run of that once. Dr. told me that it was most likely caused by lack of sleep, stress, or over caffeination. I stared at him for what felt like an eternity before he realized there was no way we were going to be able to untangle that web. Thoughts and prayers sister.

[Seerat Sohi @seeratsohi]

just realized MS paint was our tiktok

[April King 🌀 @CubicleApril]

Pretty incredible that Google is trying to get away with blaming macroeconomic conditions for their layoffs, when over the last year they’ve spend 57.36B on stock buybacks.

That’s enough to support the 12,000 laid off engineers at their median engineer compensation for 23 years.

[Rebecca Fachner @rebecca_fachner]

The last time a Speaker didn’t win in the first ballot was in 1923 and so we’re gonna go live to the 4 Congressmen and 6 Senators who were there for a reaction.

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

linkedin brain rot is the commodification of everything. wisdom becomes platitudes. relationships become connections. favors become transactions. failures become keynotes speeches. every raw feeling or experience is filtered through the lens of brand building