Not Christian Horner

I make Germans go in circles quickly. Australians may see different results. Parody.

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So DC has said he doesn't like the sound of the engines either. Someone should tell him we don't like the sound of his voice.

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@WORLDF1FANS no problem, I don't want to see #F1Follow go, I've met some cool people from it

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#F1Follow TOMORROW 9pm-10pm, a must for all F1 fans, find some great accounts and meet new F1 fans! @WORLDF1FANS

[Not Christian Horner @ChrisyHorner]

Afternoon everyone. At least I think it's the afternoon, can't see my watch through the smog here.

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Adrian has been showing Bernie snapchat. I don't think he's quite got the hang of it yet

[Not Christian Horner @ChrisyHorner]

Just bailed out of the hearing to check the Twittersphere. What's this about Stefano Domenicali resigning?

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Not going to be online much this week. Taking a sabbatical with Sebastian.

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Just got this Snapchat from Adrian. I'll be having a word with him about which car he should be focusing on...

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@FakeRonDennis_ Ron what happened to not making an appearance at race weekends? #SecretTeamPrinciple

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Ah, my baby looking nice under the Bahrain floodlights

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I appreciate the help from @SkySportsF1 to help me dismiss rumors of any romantic relationship with Geri Halliwell

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Just to let everyone know, we have reported @MercedesAMGF1 to the FIA about the illegal team racing that occurred on Sunday.

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Just popped down to B&Q, came back with a new lawnmower, apparently they call this one the F14T